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For every modern trans girl who wishes she could return to the days of being a sumerian eunuch temple priestess, there was a sumerian eunuch temple priestess afflicted by an inexplicable desire to play the synthesizer. These were interpreted as prophetic visions

Ive actually made myself kind of sad now contemplating the poor sumerian eunuch temple priestess having to make do with some sort of Flintstonian bone xylophone instead of a proper eurorack or 808

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

I be sleeping in the master chief position

jobs for autism boy NO phone call NO schedule NO talking to people NO emails NO computer programming or sex work NO becoming a youtuber NO starting a band NO leaving my house NO one gets mad at me. $27 per hour please

i hate the “on average a user only sees 25 posts per session so they have to be good and varied” bullshit on that staff post. if i open tumblr and the 25 posts i see are nothing but a single mutual mass reblogging their favourite thing that i couldn’t care less about. well. that’s what i enjoy

If my beloved mutual needed to reblog a thing 25 times then by all things sacred I am going to read it once and then scroll past it 24 times as they intended me to!

TWO HUMMINGBIRDS ENGAGED IN AERIAL COMBAT

each collision makes a sound like when u touch an electric fan

"Instead of negotiating with us, Netflix decided to open an overpriced restaurant. Here's what we did in front of it. Starring the incomparable Adam Lustick, with concept and props by WGA writer Shawn Wines."

Actual footage of the Universal Studios* CEO "trimming" all of the shade trees at one of the L.A. WGA/SAG-AFTRA picket locations, so strikers have no protection from the intense heat of the sun

(*production company behind 2012's tumblr hit film The Lorax)

screenshots of hope and joy

this is an add on for firefox that is created by firefox and is yet another reason why you should be using firefox

You love to see it. (Not the destruction of trees, obvs, but shitheads meeting their oncoming comeuppance at the hands of trees.)

Please don’t kill

Thank you Tumblr for informing me emphatically about TREE LAW.

I can tell you right now who ever did that butcher hack job of tree trimming was absolutely NOT an arborist. Not only is it not a good time to trim trees (especially with a heat wave hitting) but it would be a miracle if those trees manage to pull thru to next year with the sheer amount of foliage missing

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

They did it again

Oh, cool! I love the behind-the-scenes stuff. If you’ve never seen the original (this version is narrower so you miss a lot that was going on) it’s here:

THANK YOU

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the Lord God yet knew not where to search.

The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest: “Seek the Lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla.”

But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion.

Then he spake and said: “Nay, he resides not on any flat-bread,” and an awkward silence did fall.

Chuck 5:02

how was i not aware of fear and hunger until now

maybe having people executed and their heads put on spikes for making fun of you was a good idea actually