Autumn Concepts:
- The slow fade from black to grey that is a sunrise
- Jumping over puddles that form in the cracks of a sidewalk, reflecting back Autumn colors
- The cawing of invisible crows in a pumpkin patch
- The clop of horse hooves while bumping along on a nighttime hayrack ride
- The distant screams and cackles echoing from a haunted house
- The faint smell of baking that hangs in the air
- Squeaky swing sets as children play under a canopy of Autumn leaves
- The lingering scent of freshly carved pumpkins in your dining room
- Howling wind and dead leaves that hop and skip and twirl on the roads
Me if I were alive in the 1960s: Oh my god you guys my mom just sold me to Simon and Garfunkel
Today I found out that the reason it’s called “high treason” is because it was formerly possible to be charged with treason for acting against the interests of any social superior; the term “high reason” existed to distinguish treason against one’s monarch or nation from treason against a lesser superior, with the latter being termed “petty treason”.
Amusingly, under the English common law, the crime of petty treason at one point specifically included fucking your boss’s wife, though in 1351 this was reduced to simple adultery, and from that point on you needed to actually kill your boss in order to qualify as a petty traitor.
the bisexuals in the notes . . . love that for you
I'm loving this for us too.
its de niro’s pussy poppin platforms monday
what the fuck did you just say?
mr de niro it’s an honour to have you here
BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT
I wish all of my followers a wonderful Big Dumb Idiot Baby Apple Fight Friday
the way John Cena tweeted this and then proceeded to FOLLOW a bunch of destiel fan accounts
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WOW I did not expect this to get this many notes but for those asking in the comments - here is a tweet from @/ autisticcastiel on twitter (not my account). they are simply winning.
I’m only reblogging this bc I want everyone to know I had to google ‘what is a heller’, like a sixty-year old, and then had to scroll down under People also Ask to ‘what is a heller supernatural’, like an octogenarian.
tumblr mobile should not have the ability to swipe left to the camera or right to the group chats, nobody uses these
not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business
Unless they are being closeted, oppressed or censored and they show discomfort with and about it, and try to warn us or communicate to us about their situation. Just then and only then…it’s also our business.
celebrities are not sending you secret coded messages asking you to save them. i’m so sorry to tell you this but the former members of your favorite boy band are not actually secretly communicating with you about your RPF ship
I could’ve swore you said they were not trying to communicate through coded messages.
I think RBB and SBB handled by One Direction themselves don’t agree with you on that one, lad.
Just two rainbow teddy bears wearing a real expensive Rolex in their wrist and all dressed up at One Direction’s stage tour just for no reason at all.

What a strange happenstance!
NOT. I could go on and on all day. Anyways…great chat, pals!
i’m obsessed with the way that this is phrased like a slam dunk while absolutely being one of the most incoherent responses possible. it’s literally just pictures of two teddy bears
us: celebrities aren’t secretly communicating with you asking you to save them through coded messages
someone in an incredibly bizarre fandom echo chamber with zero self-awareness about how unhinged they’re about to sound: yeah well what about THIS *posts a picture of two teddy bears where one of the bears looks like it’s reading a book about diarrhea*
when they show cartoon dogs as babies i go insane with love. they’re so small
cosmo wanda i wish everyone who was mean to courage on this post goes to hell no matter what
pics-that-make-you-go-fast
how can you put this much raw untamed power in one post
This is the most encouraging thing I’ve ever seen
i’m a little short on cash for Necessities so for a few days i’m lifting the min-payment on kofi !! if you wanna nab some cheap arts feel free to request anything for any amount. <3
my dog milo has been a lil under the weather & i Really want to book him in for some blood tests n such; we have insurance but the vet excess fee of 140 needs to be paid first, so i’m still available for cheap comms just to help out with that ! <3
i love girls who are "high maintenance" like yes please continue to have standards for how you treat urself and expect to be treated
a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it.




