im omniscient / i have a voluminous head of hair / some other unbelievably reductive answer

Rarijack's wedding be like:

learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

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godd hate to make it homestuck but.

no yeah that home looks pretty stuck you're not wrong on this one

I HATE WHITE BOYS

no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity

Equestrian Royalty by Sophillia

Reasons why the hermits should never work in the customer service industry (quotes sourced from this post of slip-ups)

V O L C A R O N A

sun pokemon - fire/bug type

When volcanic ash darkened the atmosphere, it is said that Volcarona's fire provided a replacement for the sun.

me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?

the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?

me: oh... so you saw that... :(

the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.

healthy self-talk

I drink too much. ❌👎 I'm just like Chilchuck. ✅🍺

I'm fat. ❌👎 I'm just like Falin. ✅ 🐉

I don't understand social cues.❌👎 I'm just like Laios. ✅ 🐺

I don't take care of myself. ❌👎 I'm just like Mithrun. ✅ 🧝

I'm a hater. ❌👎 I'm just like Izutsumi. ✅🐱

I HATE THEATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abraham Lincoln 0.0000046 seconds after being shot by Johnny Milks Boobs

^ his wife .1 seconds later

STOP

^ A policeman outside the theater watching Johnny Milkes Boobs escape

i'm a genius

and if anybody else out there with access to a button press wants to make these pins for themselves i've included a sheet to print out under the readmore

I'm always surprised homestuck fans are still around and still have stuff to talk about. Didn't that end like ten years ago

Though I guess a my little pony fan can't talk

......... wait a minute

more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother

me when two girls start off really antagonistic with each other but they end up as friends because i guess hollywood thinks it's a feminist or whatever now

'i guess i was mean to you because i was threatened by your femininity as the only other wo-' lez off with each other right now or it's homophobic

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so many.............. boops........................

Elephant Trunk Snake aka Javan File Snake (Acrochordus javanicus), family Acrochordidae, Malaysia

photograph by Bryce Trevett

these things are WAYYY smaller than this photo makes them look btw

teeny lil guys.

he looks like he's about to burst into hysterical tears

Okay but why do they look like if a giant river otter was a anake??