If it’s too hard to think positive, think neutral.

Fun Fact:

Do you want to watch your YT video while on being different applications or tab? Try this. This will put a stop to those split window viewing days.

Right click twice on the video and select [Picture in picture]. It should bring a popup page of the video that you can move around and rescale. The video stays up when on another application.

It should look like this:

and also this:

Enjoy.

Omg this is the coolest thing.

It even works on mac what the heck

uhhhh WHAT

Amazing for art tutorials! So much easier to follow along.

This will really streamline my ability to do 400 things at once and none of them adequately

oh neato.

If you’re a college student and you can’t fast and stay on top of your grades at the same time, it’s okay to eat.

If you work over thirty hours a week, and you need to keep your cal intake at 1000, it’s okay to eat.

Not all of us sit around all day and can afford to eat nothing to lose weight, food is fuel don’t forget that. All my struggling working gals and pals, don’t forget that.

Photographer William Broadhurst

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

i found my new favorite post on this website 

egg

the music really adds to the plot

this is literally so stupid I’m cackling

All planned out // A.I

Summary: teacher reader meets Ashton’s daughter and falls in love with Ashton (I honestly don’t know how else I could’ve worded this whatever)

Word count: 3.7k

Rating: PG? Idk it’s fluffy

A/n: hi guys this one has been sitting in my notes for like a week and a half without an ending and I was super inspired earlier so here y’all go!!!! Hope you love it as much as I do :^)

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Tomorrow’s your first day teaching by yourself. You have everything planned out so you shouldn’t be nervous but somehow you still managed to pick at your fingers thinking about it. You’ve always loved kids so ending up with a 2nd grade class had you through the roof with excitement. Planning things out ahead of time was somewhat relaxing for you.

You weren’t expecting the class you’d start with to be so small. The class was about 13 kids. But you still powered through the first day nerves and you seemed to really enjoy the size as the day went on. The kids seemed to have had a good day granted there wasn’t much actual learning today mostly crafts and talking about their summers. One girl particularly stuck out to you her name was Valerie. She was extremely quiet throughout the summer talk and you noticed she didn’t play with the other kids at recess. But it was only the first day so you couldn’t do much.

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Benedict Cumberbatch // Autumn

Found in a Value Village in Ontario, Canada

My little perfect j e l l y b e a n . 

What flavour is she?

piña colada