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phampants

Artist removes 1 inch off the peak of England’s highest mountain; Brits want their inch back.

It is still England’s highest mountain, but Scafell Pike is ever so slightly smaller now after an artist stole the top inch of the summit to display in a gallery.
Oscar Santillan, 34, was accused of vandalism after removing the stone pinnacle of the 3,209ft Lake District peak for an exhibition in London.
Ian Stephens, managing director of Cumbria Tourism, said: “This is taking the mickey and we want the top of our mountain back.”

I love art

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fetuspuke

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

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Moms are so fake when people come over

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im ugly but I like 2 think I make it work

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did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

he could be getting a job with the government. some jobs require prints, especially if there’s a potential for security breaches. let’s congratulate this monster on his new job.

dragon for president. Complete transparency for reptilian overlords.

#reptiletruth

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The Signs as Summertime Aesthetics

Aries: staying all day at the water park and getting to ride all the good rides a whole bunch of times
Taurus: being outside in the oppressive heat and then the instant relief of an air conditioned house
Gemini: going for a car ride at night with all the windows down and the only breeze is you moving against the still air
Cancer: falling asleep to the sound of cicadas and the drone of a running fan
Leo: going outside in the tall grass to catch lightening bugs and watch fireworks
Virgo: waking up a lot earlier than you usually do, well rested, with enough time to get a cup of tea/coffee and be at peace with your mind while you watch the sun rise
Libra: getting ice cream with your friends at a summer festival and getting to finish the day with a free concert illuminated by lighter flames and faerie lights
Scorpio: going adventuring on a whim and not caring about getting all scraped and muddy because you found the coolest spot to build a fort in the woods
Sagittarius: rolling out a sleeping mat in the back yard to watch the stars because the sky is so clear you can see distant galaxies
Capricorn: getting to wear lightweight flowery sundresses with freshly shaved legs that swish past each other like satin
Aquarius: hitting the pillow after a whole day of swimming with no sunscreen, feeling that slight burn whenever you move but being too tired and happy to care
Pisces: walking with your best friend down a street illuminated only by street lamps and feeling absolutely safe and content