“Checking Out the Exhibition” by Dal Holcomb, 1947

from Irving Penn’s Flowers 

eyeliner & chokers

#BlackGirlMagic 👑✨

asking your friends about their kinks

Threnody in Velvet

“i have your papers graded i just need to enter the grades in“ is the professor’s version of the student’s “I wrote my paper but I left it at home”

Bro'Laska w/ Alaska Thunderfuck & Cory Binney - Halloween (x)

untucking:

I love that Alaska was the middle ground in that feud like she was always nice to everyone my beautiful babe💕💖

“ugly beautiful”

reminder

brain: everything is Bad me: no ? things are pretty ok right now? brain: everything is Bad me: shit………..u right…

Alaska’s commentary on season 4 of untucked changed me as a person.

Tumblr 2015 in a nutshell (so far)

Me, on a date: “So, what are your thoughts on the dress?”

My date: “Actually, I came here to audition for the role of Pluto and I will be singin-”

Me, immediately shoving breadsticks into purse: “I’m sorry I have to go home immediately…”

My date: Okay… That sounds fake but okay.

Me, gorging breadsticks into my mouth as I head out of the door: “Ugh these breadsticks are a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure…”

By Fallout Boy

Throw a list of the Zodiac signs as breadsticks in there and it will be 100% complete.

Me: This year I lost my best friend

Them: Quit telling people I’m- JOHN CENA

gun

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I’m always a slut for these memes.