No, but for real if you are unaware, Russia is full scale invading Ukraine right now. Not just in Donetsk and Luhansk which were the break away regions that Russia recognized as independent. It's in pretty much every major Ukrainian city right now other than Lviv in the far western part of Ukraine.

There have been missile strikes in Kyiv, Kharkiv, and Dnipro.

Here's a video of a missile flying over the head of a reporter in Ukraine.

Putin has basically put out a declaration of war

They're starting by bombing Ukraine's military supplies and then they're going to roll in the tanks. All of this is from the last 30 minutes or so (as of 11:07 pm CST)

Air raid sirens are going off in Kyiv

Skirmishes between Russian and Ukrainian troops are occurring on the border

If you're wondering what you can do to help, here's a list from Ukraine's Minister of Foreign Affairs of what Western countries can do to help.

Call your representatives, pressure your governments into doing everything they can to help Ukraine. Donate where you can. I will not be including donation links as I cannot verify their authenticity but I'm sure you can find some online.

This is not the 2014 Crimea crisis. This is happening all over Ukraine. I hate to say it, but this really could be war.

I know it doesn't mean much, but my thoughts and prayers are with the people of Ukraine.

The latest update is that it is not just Russia, and that Belarus is assisting in the invasion.

This is bad because Kyiv is not very far from the Belarusian border. If Putin moves his troops through Belarus and into Ukraine, they could capture Kyiv swiftly.

Edit: There is now footage of tanks rolling into Ukraine

Last thing I'm gonna put on this post for tonight because as much as I want to witness history, I still have work tomorrow.

There's a Twitter list that was made featuring reporters on the ground in Ukraine that I have been following for most of my updates. Recommend you check it out for further updates.

This action by Putin absolutely breaks my heart. I am not from Ukraine or Russia. I cannot speak from their perspectives. But from my perspective, as someone who studied the region extensively in university, all of Putin's "justifications" for this are a massive pile of shit but I am not surprised that this is happening. I always knew it was a possibility given the strong East/West divide in Ukraine and how Putin has played puppet master with Ukraine for decades, trying to install pro-Russia puppets in the Ukrainian government multiple times.

I never wanted this to happen though. I had hoped it wouldn't. But here we are. The West needs to stand with Ukraine. If Ukraine falls, others are soon to follow.

My thoughts and prayers are with every Ukrainian tonight.

The whole movie, Mike is gonna be like “Oh no Abby is missing, the animatronics are trying to kill her!!!” and is probably hardcore panicking

Meanwhile Abby probably has them gathered around her like it’s storytime or something and is telling them all about how cool her big brother is like “yeah he takes care of me and makes good breakfast sometimes and he can’t get a date but he’s still pretty cool. He beat up a guy at his old security job to protect a kid one time. :)”

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If you're new to tumblr from reddit, we don't do down vote here.

We have a much more …elegant system in place, which I’m sure one of my mutuals would be willing to demonstrate here.

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Does free will exist?

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i can’t say “angry birds ratios a transphobe” was on my 2023 bingo card, but i’m not disappointed

It's real and it got better.

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If you can't wash it off, paint over it, replace the item, or buff it out, turn a message of hate into one of love! I would never condone someone to do this discreetly and in mere seconds with a quickly concealed permanent marker, for example on a public bench or bus stop. Certainly not anything like whipping out a tat machine and adding to an unconscious white supremacist's existing tattoo. That would be illegal! :) And, dear followers, I would never encourage you to do something that's illegal. So, please only use this when someone has defaced your personal property to avoid breaking the law! Because that would be illegal, and following in the law is always in everyone's best interest. :) .... :) reblogs and even reposts definitely welcome

Sleep depriving myself to give the LGBTs what they deserve

The thrilling sequel to this post

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

Have you guys seen Muppet Babies Camilla yet. I really think you guys should see Muppet Babies Camilla

thinking of when I had a dream I was an aging white father of 3 kids and my weeping wife was begging me to not leave (I don’t know why I was leaving her) and as I walked out the front door of our suburban home I turned around in my khakis and said “I’m sorry, but I have to go now and….I’m never coming back. I love you” and then woke up like

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I've survived my first day on Tumblr

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Reddit admins are using chatgpt bots to spew pro Reddit responses to people criticising spez this is actually so goddamn pathetic