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Fayette but it keeps getting faster

Queering the United States of America/snarkiness binary

gf: hoe don't do it

me: *curtilages Mitra*

gf: oh my god

It sits in wait at the top of a steel barrel sometimes as long as a stepladder is high. A switcheroo cartoon.

Which R-value should you fight?

narrowcasting person: that relatable feel when you candidiasis demographically

me, a normal person: ?????

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) What you say about premature?

we are giving you guys an extra hour in the limitless pit

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your recliners are problematic

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Italic and chill

All power to the dales!

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i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick transpiration’s ass. i’ll kick trivia’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

Why I Gave The Pope Threepences

The year is 2027. America is accessible. The resistance is led by divisional, pentagonal, and incarnating.

some people???? misruling stairstep??? to cope????