Avatar

Master's stuff

@memasterfromgallifrey

24, anxiety, current "big fandom": top gun

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

this

C o m e d yy

Some recent gems:

And of course there’s

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

Avatar

Help me ob-gyn kenobi, you’re my only hope.

Avatar

She needed more midwife-clorians. 

I really hope everyone reblogging this followed the link and read the article, because it’s larger point is really good “Reproductive health and childbirth is a crutch, and Lucas gets away with it because his audience accepts that these things are mysterious and cannot be intervened with the way that that the loss of limbs can be remedied with robot prosthetics, or the way Luke can be rescued from near-death on Hoth by being submerged in a bacta tank. Having babies is worse than being mauled by a wampa ice creature or being chopped up by lightsabers and falling into a river of lava. Lucas can write a world like that, and worse, the audience will accept it. But uteruses aren’t made of malignant magic. Women’s bodies are real physical things that can be studied and understood and when necessary, cured. ”

Avatar

IDK about everyone else, but I’ve actually been certified as a doula and childbirth educator and worked in women’s health media for most of a decade.  All points valid, but “Help me OB-GYN Kenobi” broke me. 

Avatar

And this is how you can tell a story was written by men because pre-natal healthcare never even occurred to the writer. Women’s insides are a mysterious and magical place that no man either can fathom, or just just not want to think about, so in stories like this they just handwave it away as” dying in childbirth”.

commercial pilot rooster and a cheeky atc hangman who loves to make fun of him and flirt

"alrighty, good morning to my favorite chicken, if you could please land your fat ass this century that'd be great"

"you try landing a plane in those conditions!"

"been there, done that, chop chop, passengers are waiting, roo"

hangman is absolutely insufferable but he also happens to be a retired naval aviator doing this for fun (which rooster doesn't know)

and ofc the whole internet ships them when they recordings of their chats get uploaded to yt

Avatar

since pride month is coming to an end soon i just want to say i’m proud of and love being bisexual. i wake up everyday happy that i am bisexual. i love the word bisexual and everything that bisexuality stands for and represents. i love my community and my bisexual siblings. if you’re a young bisexual person don’t let anyone water down your experiences or sexuality. being bisexual is beautiful and amazing and fulfilling.

Sometimes I forget that Beelzebub and Gabriel pairing in good omens is called "ineffable bureaucracy" ... Yep. Of course.

Universe swap!AU Top Gun where the actor wakes up in his character's body and reverse. (Ice lives tho)

Objectively it needs to be Tom Cruise because of the plane stuff and Mav will totally lose his mind in our world

However.

You need to consider that Val is THE FUNNIEST option 'cause he will make Icemav canon.