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@meltingpotofinterests

fandom stuff, for the most part

Hi! Can you do something for me?

Relax your shoulders. Let them fall down. Now tense them up for a moment really hard. And relax again. Use your hand to massage them gently

Relax your jaw. Open your mouth, stick out your toungue. Let your mouth hang open for a bit. Now puff your cheeks. Relax your jaw again

Relax your neck. Move your head side to side slightly. Stretch your neck muscles a little

Relax your arms. Let them fall by your sides. Wiggle them! Now stretch them a little

Take a deep breath. Hold it for a moment. Breathe out

Straighten your back. Tense it up for a little. Relax

OKAY THANK YOU AND BYEEE

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW BIRDS CAN LITERALLY FLY LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S SO COOL???? LIKE THEY CAN JUST ZOOM AND ZIP WHEREVER THEY WANT GRAVITY BE DAMNED AND THEY'RE ALSO REALLY REALLY FAST???!? COME ON GUYS I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT'S REALLY FUCKING COOL DON'T BE DESENSITIZED TO HOW FUCKING COOL BIRDS ARE

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Birds be like:

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW BIRDS CAN LITERALLY FLY LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S SO COOL???? LIKE THEY CAN JUST ZOOM AND ZIP WHEREVER THEY WANT GRAVITY BE DAMNED AND THEY'RE ALSO REALLY REALLY FAST???!? COME ON GUYS I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT'S REALLY FUCKING COOL DON'T BE DESENSITIZED TO HOW FUCKING COOL BIRDS ARE

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pov: you’re shopping for potatoes during the apocalypse and you see a woman with lightning titties kiss her corpse girlfriend in the produce aisle. the corpse girlfriend then starts confessing to a murder. literally what do you do with your day after that

The glorious derangement of watching Word of Honor as my first chinese drama will remain unparalleled. There are so many names. Everyone has glorious hair and even more glorious robes. There's barely a coherent plot which is utterly overshadowed by the insane levels of gay stalking flirting i was NOT expecting from a censored show. Why is everyone speaking in verse so often. Oh hot murder ladies. Wtf is a meridian. THIS IS SO GAY HOW IS IT ALLOWED. Are they legit ghosts? Grumpy old immortal man my beloved. Amazing fake flying in the air shots keep happening. Why do people keep projectile vomiting blood. Everything looks extremely pretty. What the fuck is that ending-- oh wait, they're alive and gay flirting in the snow again in the secret bonus ep. All of this, utterly clueless about how much is just WOH and how much is the conventional period fantasy c-drama experience. DERANGED

Ruby Bridges is 68. This is not ancient history. Not even close.

I know Ruby. She's a really nice person. The idea that they would try and write what she did as a girl out of history is shocking to me on so many levels, the simplest of which is just, but don't they know how lovely she is?

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Ruby was in Tucson, AZ last Thanksgiving. I wasn't able to attend due to illness, but I appreciated the opportunity.

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans