#when your gaydar goes off like crazy and causes your brain to short-circuit

ART IS DANGEROUS!!

it wil: 

.make you gay

.endanger you

.scare your parents and loved ones

.make you spend $8 on a fucking marker

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

literally threw my head back in laughter and hit the wall

how did you throw your head it’s connected to you

I’m gonna kill who ever made this..

This needs to be longerrrrrr

starting a show that has a wlw couple as the main couple:

when someone pulls out a gun:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

Maybe you’re a bitch

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring

omg……them….

I’m literally in tears.

Dear god

i had to pause the video at starch masks i think im gonna die

when the teacher says you can work in groups of 3

i’m watching a sports

the sports did good

fuck dude it sure did

come with me

and you’ll see

my need of constant validation

he’s cured

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

Gotta die somehow.

he’s cured

A miracle

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

American Horror Story: Meninism