Valentines featuring some of the monsters from the Monster of the Week campaign I’ve been running for the past year
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Drew my spouse’s babygirls in socks
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#the concern#Vernon Lanercost#Ciro Definitelastname#I don't. really have an explanation other than I have been aggressively tired lately lol#happy new year#also Ciro is one of the vampires in the vampire town in my campaign#invented by my spouse because they decided vernon needed a boyfriend lol#he is a sculptor and makes really good turkish coffee and has nine cats#he's also the vampire representative in the town who works with the human mayor to make sure the vampires in town are properly considered#and was dating vernon in secret because vernon was the head of a vampire-hunting family and as such was specifically banned from the town#a series of circumstances caused vernon to accidentally become a vampire and fake his death though so now he's retired and living with ciro#and is now living his best life because he gets to see plot stuff and be like ''oh :) that's no longer my problem :) have fun though :)''#and have dinner with his beautiful boyfriend in their lovely home
Common mistake! She wants your bones
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#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pkmn scarvi#pkmn sv#annihilape#she is my favorite but I keep forgetting I let her out to walk with me and getting jumpscared by That running towards me#her name is Namanamahage#also if you've never had the pleasure of sending an annihilape out to auto-battle they have a horrible crunching pokemon cry#which makes it sound like they're snapping the bones of everything they beat up#10/10 horrific experience all around
Like clockwork
For reference
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#once again I just wanted to post photos of my cat#she came from the same litter as Jo and Archimedes#also I have a confession to make she wasn't looking at bacon in the second photo#I had dried peaches and the bag crinkled like a treat bag so she assumed she wanted dried peaches#she did not want dried peaches#but she does make that face when she smells bacon
Daily 2pm stomp on my organs
The man himself
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#I have no reason for this addition I just wanted to show you guys my cat#his name is Jo and he got diagnosed as ugly by a vet once#he was in for a completely unrelated reason and the vet was like ''by the way does his face always look like that or''#I think that was the same visit where they left him unattended for one (1) minute#and he broke into the treat jar on the table and spilled them everywhere and was going ham on them when the vet tech got back#also it's 1:59pm and right on time he's just stomped on my organs and curled up on my stomach
Spouse wanted a print of this illustration in our downstairs bathroom, so I thought I’d give it a thematic edit
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( @maltesegeek96 replied:
Sorry to ask, but what’s the name of the TTRPG you invented the characters for? Cause this is amazing stuff )
The TTRPG system that we use is Monster of the Week -- traditionally it’s built around defeating monsters, but so far instead of killing people-eating monsters my players are more likely to teach them to use doordash with the promise that they won’t just eat the delivery person, and I keep going along with it because I think it’s funny that they just casually know a car-sized spider living in an abandoned house
#maltesegeek96#melsephant replies#sorry about making this its own post -- replies are acting weird for that post in particular rn#in that I can currently only see them on other people's blogs so idk if they're gonna eventually come back or completely vanish#right now in the current plot they're gearing up to kill a monster though because he killed an important NPC#and then they're going to have a beach episode to decompress because it's currently pupping season on selkie island#because this current episode has been going on for weeks lmao#also it's not technically abandoned anymore one of the players is Rich and bought the property and is renovating it for her#also thank you!!
Local librarian and necromancer who can tell if you’re lying and WILL bring it up tied for least popular vampire with “bartender that literally explodes into spiders” in vampire town
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#the concern#Dewey Markopoulos#character design#vampires#that stick is both his wand and also just a stick#in that whenever he wants to practice magic he goes outside and swings sticks around until one feels good#and then tosses it once he's done#other fun facts about dewey. he can additionally walk up walls#and was found in a pocket dimension in the 80s#he is a witch and his familiar is a hivemind of hissing cockroaches he keeps in a tank#he's also my spouse's OC that I've run wild with as an NPC in my MOTW campaign#he spent the whole campaign thus far in the background trying to resurrect his dead boyfriend and now there's Consequences
Asking your uncles personal questions as a childhood pastime
is it a magnificent green circle rug?
Oh yeah as soon as I put it down my cats had an immediate slap fight over who got to lay on it first
Couple of panels from a comic I’m gonna post next week, or right now for patrons
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#melsephant updates#if you're a party seal there's other WIPs and drawings I've done recently in the meantime#and if you're here from the blueberry and walter comic that recently made the rounds again hello I'm Harbor#seeing it get notes again makes me want to follow up with Magic Horse and Werewolf Cowboy so I think I'm gonna go sketch something out#speaking of werewolves dude in the panel is also one#which sux because he's in a family of vampire hunters#and isn't sure how everyone feels about werewolves#anyway hope you're well. it's wednesday
Damage control
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#evening reblog#more fun facts about Mira#this time ones the DM came up with as the one who controls her since she's an NPC#her level scales to Menault (my PC)'s level and this is relevant because she does occasionally want to duel her husband#and the reason for her levels is that every time Menault is gone for more than a month suitors show up like ''your husband is clearly dead''#''why don't you marry me instead'' and she beats the shit out of them in a duel#her class is fighter and in her and Menault's last duel she did something like 230 damage to him#and only lost because Menault is a nightmare man who is specifically built to take a shitton of damage