Valentines featuring some of the monsters from the Monster of the Week campaign I’ve been running for the past year
Drew my spouse’s babygirls in socks
Common mistake! She wants your bones
Like clockwork
For reference
Daily 2pm stomp on my organs
The man himself
Spouse wanted a print of this illustration in our downstairs bathroom, so I thought I’d give it a thematic edit
( @maltesegeek96 replied:
Sorry to ask, but what’s the name of the TTRPG you invented the characters for? Cause this is amazing stuff )
The TTRPG system that we use is Monster of the Week -- traditionally it’s built around defeating monsters, but so far instead of killing people-eating monsters my players are more likely to teach them to use doordash with the promise that they won’t just eat the delivery person, and I keep going along with it because I think it’s funny that they just casually know a car-sized spider living in an abandoned house
Local librarian and necromancer who can tell if you’re lying and WILL bring it up tied for least popular vampire with “bartender that literally explodes into spiders” in vampire town
Asking your uncles personal questions as a childhood pastime
is it a magnificent green circle rug?
Oh yeah as soon as I put it down my cats had an immediate slap fight over who got to lay on it first
Couple of panels from a comic I’m gonna post next week, or right now for patrons
Damage control
