“Wow, you’re a shapeshifter??? So, are you like, a furry?”
“Staves are for squares, throw a fireball with your bare hands like a real mage.”
“Remember to check your mana before casting spells and drink some water after you use fire spells for long periods! Stretch your wrists and shoulders regularly!”
“Aren’t all mages technically rift mages since you all use the Fade?”
“I can’t be mage-phobic, I have a friend who’s a mage!”
“Oh my gosh, you’re a MAGE? But you totally don’t look like one!”
“I once got anon hate and I think it was from a blood mage so my hatred is totally justified.”
“Fire or ice? Excuse you, that’s spirit mage exclusionist!”
“You’re a necromancer? Oh, sweetheart, who hurt you???”