Much can be said about the babygirlification of grown internet men but im kinda obsessed with how this pic of Jerma985 is giving 'idol anime/gacha waifu christmas promotional card'

Collected my favorite post from each drug sub on reddit. I can't stop looking at these.

why so celibate

-the jerker

no more tiktok tonight i think

trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ

hey guys we don't have to rb this post. like we can keep it to ourselves. we can let this post not be rbed.

Spongebob

Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*

the Twitch chat in my brain : 

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

Mormon history book cover

You are insane if you think I’m going to read Yelp reviews for my blog

Please give yelp reviews for this blog

Daddy said I can also do this so do me

So your comment deeply bothered me and I went onto your blog to figure out if you were some like, daddy kink person. And the whole time my bf is in the room witnessing this. And I’m digging through your blog because I’m trying to figure out what fandom you’re blogging about. And we found out that it’s about a musical called assassins, which is a musical about people who have assassinated US presidents. And then we found out you really like this guy named Charles Guiteau and so we googled him and he shot President Garfield. I relay this information to my bf who then reveals that he is a direct descendant of President Garfield and now we’re reading your fanfic about the guy that murked his great great great great grandpa or whatever

oh hell nah…. sqoisward quit

Let's play Hangman

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8 letters, 4 letters go

Hfyffhvhjgfh This was actually it but im pivoting because I didn't think anyone would get it so fast

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8 letters, 5 letters

Hamtaro

fun story when I was little I had surgery for a hernia and after the surgery my parents took me to toys r us. I must have been feeling sick from the anesthesia and pain meds because I blew chunks all over the floor and some random lady came by screaming “BIOHAZARD BIOHAZARD” at the top of her lungs at this drugged up 4 year old that was me at the time

anyways this the the dollhouse they bought me and the whole debacle remains a core memory of mine to this day. The hamsters were made of rubber and very satisfying to chew on.

two fandom discourse blogs both using VPNs and trying to doxx eachother’s location and IP address like they’re playing battleship