the fact that Satan hides his wrath pretty much for the same reason injured cats in packs pretend to be perfectly fine so they won’t be left behind is insane to me btw

One cool fact about me is that I love to cause pain and suffering

What the fuck is this??????????

Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.

And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to be on this website.

Please for the love of fuck post something, reblog something. Do not leave your blogs blank.

The amount of blogs I block because I don’t know if they’re a bot or not is shockingly high.

Just post something. Even a post that says I’m not a bot.

Or put something in your bio or change your header/pfp. PLEASE just make yourself distinguishable from a bot in SOME way

ITS ONLY JULY FIRST

Wrap this man in a blanket and get him some tea PLEASE

As I was walking by him earlier I heard him mumbling that he doesn't have time for this right now and that he can't afford to be sick for the next few months, so, uhm...

Someone please force him to go home and get some rest :(

On that note, it has come to our attention that some of our exchange students have responded to sneezes with 'bless you's. While the gesture is appreciated, we'd like to remind our exchange students that saying 'bless you' to a demon of all beings is perhaps not the smartest move, so here are some alternatives used in the Devildom:

MC is doing it because it's so ingrained in their way of speaking that they say 'bless you' without thinking about it

Meanwhile Luke does it out of malicious compliance

Lesson 18 comes out tonight!

TAG YOUR SPOILERS PLEASE

This makes me wonder if there are any Satan x Solomon shippers

the worst part ab having online friends is that to maintain the friendship you actually sort of have to have conversations with them. if we were all irl friends i would invite you into my home, give u my xbox controller & let u play a game on my bed while i lie next to u and coexist in ur space and backseat game you

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

was feeling down. saw smug cat. felt happy. drew cat with brushes i’ve been meaning to try. serotonin captured. (truly can’t find the tumblr post anywhere now, it i saw it here on tumblr… if this is your cat: it is extremely cute and made me happy)

also sorry for being aro on main but friendly reminder to view characters as individual beings if you want to fully understand them and analyze them properly. while relationships can be a way to push a character to a certain point of development and explore them better you gotta snap out of the fanon ship-enduced mindset every once in a while you just gotta

headcanon that MC likes to annoy thirteen by calling her different numbers

so anyways yeah they’re in love

Gotta say tho I LOVE how basically everything in the Devildom has the word 'devil' or 'aku' from 'akuma' in it. FabSnap is like the only outlier but other than that... Devildom, obviously. Devilgram. Akuzon. AkuDonald's. Devil salmon terrine. Devil duck confit. Devil crush super spicy mango juice. Akuber. Demonus is literally just 'demon' + 'us'. It's like they constantly need a reminder that they're demons

Add another one to the list, guys

No, the new flavor is NOT french vanilla

I hope everyone's surviving the heat wave! You know what would be perfect to cool down a little? Ice cream!

Speaking of which, do you guys remember the Demon-Dazs limited edition winter ice cream? The Blood Berry & Darkness Chocolate one with heart-shaped chocolate as the topping? With the sweet and sour taste of the berries paired with the rich choholate which tasted simply divine?

Well, Demon-Dazs is planning to launch a new summertime edition soon, and I just so happened to get my hands on some through a certain friend of mine. I can't say much but trust me when I say that it tastes SOOOO much better than even the winter edition

@impish-ivy dedicated to you

You know why :)

Mammon: Wait, wait, wait. So you're tellin' me that if Lucifer had been nicer, you would've never tried goin' up in the attic a second time?

MC: Yeah.

Levi: Wait, what? How…?

MC: Alright, look. There were two reasons why I wanted to go into the attic. One: I was hearing Belphie's voice from there asking for help, and two: Lou was acting suspicious as fuck about it with the whole threatening me and shit.

Lucifer: I-

MC: Shh, let me explain!

Lucifer: …

Belphie: Pff…

Satan: So what, you're saying that if Lucifer hadn't acted the way he did, you would've just given up? No trying to go into the attic, no suspicion, you would've just ignored Belphie's voice and went on with your day?

MC: Absolutely. I mean, think about it: I had just gotten here, and someone not wanting a stranger to go into certain parts of their house is kinda reasonable. And like I said, it wasn't the "not letting me go there" thing that made me want to go there, it was the suspicious behavior!

Because again, you threatened me and just started being an overall dick after you caught me trying to go up the stairs.

Lucifer: MC-

MC: But I understand your reasons, you were worried, wanted to protect your family, and bla-bla-bla. Don't worry, it's fine. We've come a long way, I love you, you love me, and there's that. But going back to the topic…

Asmo: 🤭

Lucifer: 👿

Asmo: 😦🤐

MC: So the point is, you catch me going to the attic, and you threaten to kill me if I try doing it again. You don't try to explain, don't try to convince me I shouldn't go there, you just go: "I have this tea that will put you to endless sleep, muahahahaha."

All brothers (except Lucifer): *try not to laugh*

MC: And in my head, I go: "Bet. Imma see what the fuck's up there, and you old man, you ain't stopping me."

Asmo, Beel & Mammon: 😨😦😳

Belphie & Satan: *wheezing in silence*

Lucifer: *glares at them*

MC: But that could've been prevented! Like, if you hadn't threatened me, and tried to explain why I shouldn't go there in the first place-

Lucifer: But I couldn't tell you the truth.

MC: Well, you could've come up with anything! Because remember, I had just dropped here, in literal fucking hell. So you could've told me literally ANYTHING and I would've believed you. Like, you could've just told me the room was cursed by an evil spirit or something. Because I'd hear that and go: "Alright, have a nice day. I'm never stepping foot on these stairs again."

Beel: Pff...

MC: But nooo, Mr. Pride had to go: "I won't give you ANY explanation, and I will KILL you if you try going there again." And that combined with the strange voice asking for help? It did not give you a great look, I gotta say...

All brothers (except Lucifer): *already laughing their ass off at this point*

Lucifer: …

Belphie: Wow...

Solomon would trick you into believing something for the sake of good like for example, don't have any self confidence? Don't worry, he's gotchu! He casts a spell on you and somehow you feel more... confident? Your body felt lighter and it's like you can do anything now. Woah did it actually work??!

Later that day he'd confess to you that no such spell exists and you did that yourself! ^_^ Congratulations, he just lied to you but you can't really hate him for that because you actually learned how to believe in yourself

Obey Me: Swiss Army Wings

That moment when you find out wings in the Celestial Realm are not only detachable but pop out like a Swiss army knife 🤣

They're also a sign of boomer-adjacency, not strength:

And Lucifer shows just how it is that he earned Mammon's loyalty where Michael couldn't, and that rebellion was never truly that far from his mind...

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Sneaking up on Lucifer to go