I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
let’s do it, roger
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!
you ever bite into something thats supposed to be 100% soft and feel something crunch and then u go through the 5 stages of grief in the span of like ten seconds
dont 👏 eat 👏 tractors 👏 if 👏 youre 👏 not 👏 a 👏 farmer 👏
I really want to learn
her hacking skills are incredible
Damn put her whole life out there. A great example of prime savagery
IDONT even feel bad :)
😂😂😂😂😂
me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone
he woke up and retrieved his paw
you Used him
he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me
youve betrayed his trust………he Knows
good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs
second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition
their cause is gaining numbers
this is a revolution
i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly
we are….defeated.
you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog
this tweet is the most relatable thing I’ve ever read in my whole life
The two Jehovah’s Witnesses that always come to my door are alarmingly buff. Like, muscles-straining-through-their-white-dress-shirts buff. I don’t even have a joke to make about this, guys. I just feel like you should know that I am plagued by these righteously jacked proselytizers and that, for whatever reason, I’m constantly running into them at the grocery store and they always ask me how my cat is doing. It’s really somethin’.
they must do jehovahs fitness
FUCK. HOW DID I MISS THAT.
Brock turner neighbors , i like them
DRAG THEM NEIL
@johnpaulbrammer is a national treasure and must be protected
Thank god, I was so tired of that yellow orb making me sweat
my fav thing about doctor whom is that we don’t know who the doctor is?? it’s like…who is the doctor….we literally don’t know! what an adventure. i haven’t slept in 3 days
Of course we KNOW who the Doctor is. You don’t know who the Doctor is. Stop trying to appeal to the fandom side of tumblr it’s Not Gonna Work
stop being mean 2 me…………i watched the movie………i like when he look in my eye with the light saver….. …
Ridiculously offensive. You’re going to FANDOM JAIL.
I HATE ALL YA’LLL 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yall Going to hell lol
amber heard and johnny depp reached a $7 million divorce settlement and amber heard is donating the earnings to domestic abuse charities… anyone who still wants to call her a gold digger or call her a liar can honestly drop dead
tumblr staff, staring at a huge hologram map: they don’t get it. we want them to leave this site forever and always. why are they still here. why are they loyal when we have hurt them. tumblr staff: …. tumblr staff: it’s time… for protocol 6. some intern, shaking: sir…. are you sure? tumblr staff, turning slowly: bring in……. the sound ads……
full offense but some of y’all just have to let people enjoy things
there’s a line between constructive criticism and actively shitting on someone’s fun
