Did u cum babe

bro we’re at a funeral

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

We going to skip how white people trying to be black? Again?

are you on fucking crack?

certified iconic post

harrys so cute i want 7

its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

Slow clap for the HP fandom

hey everyone !  my friend jay’s dog, named PINK, is struggling health-wise. she’s definitely sick. her family doesn’t yet know if she is paraplegic (exams will determine), but she is sick, and she needs diapers and other treatments. this is a high-stress situation and very costly. please help where you can! it would mean the whole world to her.  🎀KOFI FOR PINK DONATIONS 🎀PAYPAL FOR PINK DONATIONS

$50! halfway to pink’s goal! 🎀

he sniff

Is that kitty wearing a photo of himself?

I’ve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was “the worst I’ve ever had” and “made at home”.

Excuse me @crooked-fingers may i see a picture of your cat plz? This sounds genuinely awesome.

And I just love cats

Here he is, the Pizza Boy

And so it continues

Mmmm, another week, another delicious pizza.

That’s all, folks. Six cat pictures within six weeks, and for a total of 60 Dominos points, redeemable for a medium 2-topping pizza of my choosing. I will be getting pepperoni and chicken, mine and Charlie’s respective favorites. He will be given many tiny pieces of chicken for being a perfect little model pizza boy, and also for aiding me in tricking a multimillion dollar company into giving me free food. Thanks for giving him the love and attention you all have given this post! He’s gonna try to stay humble.

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

Кукуруз

Country girls……..

heye every one.

i have on important announcemen t to make.

sam.

it has come to my attention that some of my followers aren’t aware that I am keeping a secret… this post is to let everyone know that I am keeping a dark, mysterious secret

consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good

Sources?

Sources: me looking at myself and going “nice”

does cereal that is too crunchy destroy anyone else’s mouth? like i eat one bowl of cereal with a bite and the roof of my mouth is in shreds.

i scream you scream we all

repress memories of our childhood