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In Minecraft,

@mellow-sandwich

the FBI can’t hear you shitpost
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Reblogging exclusively the things I like

No set of three words has done more catastrophic, irreparable damage to an entire nation than those written by an anonymous Indian poster in an /int/ thread, those words being

To this day India struggles to recover from this.

Excerpts from the hotel brochure from one of the best places I’ve ever stayed in Japan. They offered one free cocktail per guest in the evenings, and, when we happened to come back to change clothes, it turned out that what that meant was a full table laden with bottles of hard liquor left unattended in the breakfast area.

“Help yourself,” said the high school student behind the desk, shrugging ambivalently. That kind of attitude really shines through in this translation. Sasugani, I will never forget my stay there (I largely cannot remember my stay there.).

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

I’m his crying wife

You have to understand the part that’s so iconic about this is this isn’t a clip of him winning the tournament this of a clip of him coming in fourth

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That was too funny a detail not to look up, and turns out it’s not true. He wins the tournament with this strike, beating his opponent by 1 point. In this clip, he set the record for most US Open victories with 5. The bowler that he was previously tied with for 4 US Open wins was his late father.

Smash Bros Brawl announcer: DOG THAT GOES GORP

Shitty Wiimote speaker: Ġ̷̛̞̥̟͒̈́̓̀͌́͝O̸͎̞͒́̈́͊͝R̷͕̪̜͚̖̆̆͘P̶̧̱͔͓̭͎̭̹̌̐͌͝