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Hi! I'm Velva/Mello/Valentine. I tend to write content for lesser-appreciated characters of the SMP like the Eggpire and the Badlands, as well as some members of the Pummel Party Crew who aren't even on the server. I also write a lot of Punz & Antfrost content. Feel free to send me an ask about anything, and I do take writing requests/suggestions

Pronouns are he/it, but im fine with any gendered terms or compliments (queen, handsome, whatever). Please don’t use they/them for me.

I SMOKE WEED AND I WILL TALK ABOUT IT ON THE DASH DNF IF UNCOMFY WITH THAT SORT OF TALK ( i mean do not follow but the concept of someone seeing the word 'bong' and spontaneously transforming into famed youtuber couple DnF is very funny to me)

boundaries:

  • I'm removing the under 15 DNI part because i really don't give a shit, just know that if you're going to act childish and immature in my inbox or my notes i'll probably just block you
  • Do not send me donations posts or ask me to reblog yours. i won't fucking do it. leave me alone.
  • do not reblog posts from me with "tw food" or "cw food". i will block you.
  • i dont mind fanart made for my fics! in fact i absolutely adore it, just credit me and please @ me on whatever site so i can see it

I hope you have a lovely time on my blog!

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Anonymous asked:

Your newest fic has got me by my throat, honest to God.

Relating to Velvet that I would, Too, kneel in front of my gay crush, and perhaps do some not smart decisions.

Also at this point I'm pretty sure if Ant just did puppyeyes and asker Velvet Rlly nicely to "please eat this juniper, for me 🥺" he'd do it.

If it doesn't work? Make it a smoothie, he could be like "i made this specially for you!!❤" and I honestly think Velvet would at the very least really want to drink it.

Also Velvet seems like the type to respond to an attempt at his life with any form of "that's kinda hot"

mellointheory answered:

AAAA this is such a lovely ask i am treasuring it

i feel called out honestly bc an initial dialogue for velvet literally had him be like “ik you tried to forgive me but ill forgive the attempt cuz its kinda turning me on”

velvet is all of us 💜 (weird little gay ppl) and im so glad u like my fic!!

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If you combined the vibes of the jack manifold meat Mountain video with the vibes of the Ted go to every [insert chain] video. I think you'd get the most insane video ever. (This is me saying it'd be a fun collab)