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@mellofi / mellofi.tumblr.com

Im mello, they/them and a minor. Pfp is by my lovely sibling @duckthecryptid on tweeter. This was a fandom blog at one point but now I just hang out

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Bisexuals and pansexuals fighting over who gets to stand at the front of the Chase Bank pride float

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This is bullshit on so many levels. I understand you are not the original poster of this meme, and from your profile that you are a minor, so you might not be aware of exactly why I'd be going off on you. But if you want to jump into the deep end of the pool with adults, don't be surprised when you make waves.

DO NOT CREATE SCHISMS JUST TO STIR UP SHIT. For fucks sake, this is the same tactic fascists are using right now to separate and isolate the trans community from the rest of queer solidarity. DIVIDE AND CONQUER. And now you're trying to pick a fight between two aspects of our queer community that, reading from your profile, ARE NOT YOU just for giggles?

What would you do if someone posted this but labeled it about "aros and aces"? Would you like it? Would you think it was funny? Or, on the other hand, it might piss you off and you'd have to reblog a rant post to school the person who didn't know what the fuck they were doing.

You wouldn't recognize queer solidarity if it slapped you in the face with a fish.

Google "bi/pan solidarity", "queer solidarity", and for that matter anything you can find about LGBTQ+ history. No, I'm not giving you links. You're an intelligent person, do your own homework.

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Hey pal sorry for the confusion, I think this post was making fun of people who think like that. Nobody wants to be at the front of the chase bank pride float so it’s highlighting how trivial the infighting is while others profit from it. Also yes I am bi/pan, don’t particularly care about which label fits me better. Ik u had good intentions with this one, but please calm down

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Thanks for explaining! Perhaps you might have put that explanation in the original post?

By the way, never, ever tell me what to do. Especially "calm down". It's people like me who've been "overreacting" for decades who got you the right to casually call yourself bi/pan and make your cute little jokes on a public forum without fear or even thought.

I, and many like me, have refused to calm down since before you were born. I've marched, volunteered, been beaten and fought back. I've literally thrown bricks (well, one) at cops. To get us to where we are now. And I will do so until my dying day.

What have you done lately?

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I thought the fact it was a joke was self explanatory . Please stop taking things I say as a personal attack. I’m not your enemy I’m just some guy who agrees with you . Why are you trying to argue with me. I’m gonna block you now for both of our sakes ok mwah

Here's the thing: It's not polite to tell people to calm down. It's really not polite for a guy, whether or not they agree with the woman they're talking to, to tell them to calm down. And it's sure as fuck not polite for someone to talk to an elder that way. You may think this is a joke. And maybe with some context we likely would have agreed, and laughed with you.

But you didn't provide that initially, and when you did you needlessly heaped condescension on top of it. To an elder.

There was a time, not so long ago for some of us, when the vocal L and G didn't think the B deserved to be part of the community. Where we didn't deserve to be queer at all. This post, sans context, feeds back into that.

So you'll have to excuse us when our knees jerk at seeing this kind of thing return to our community...again, sans context.

Because the purity culture here is strong, and the voices seeking to cast out our Trans and Non-binary siblings get louder every day. The very last thing we need added to that chorus is hipster bi/pan phobia.

When you have a chance to be kind, choose it.

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I am trying my best to be polite and not get into an online argument I’m going to block u too now. Please understand this is not because I disagree with you or I am attacking you. Ik u have good intentions but this seems very misdirected at some queer kid ok xo

...actually now that i think about it. did you have religion class in school? also was it mandatory??

extra points reblog and tell me where youre from in the tags because for us religion* is a non-mandatory class where in high school you don't get grades but extra points that might help you in other classes**

*and with that i mean Christianity Class because wow i love being in the same region where the pope is /s ** which is the only reason i kept attending

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People forget how much saul liked suggesting murder as a solution in breaking bad. He’d be like… well guys… what if u just killed the guy? ^_^ and everyone would be like SAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I never wanna watch any of this shit you guys make it sound like the magic school bus

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y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this

chris hemsworth wishes

princesshamlet-deactivated20210

i said supernatural instead of stargate im losing my fucking mind

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I thought it was an honest trolling attempt and I respected you for it tbh.

i’m not a girlboy nor am i a boygirl but a secret third thing

hmmm no not that one either i don’t think

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jesse. im not a secret third thing jesse.

Mr White, bitch. Yo Mr White. Yeah you are. In my heart <3

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jesse, do you mean it jesse? am i really a secret third thing jesse

Yes bitch Mr White you are , i really mean it. bitch

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jesse. you are the best transgender i know jesse

You too Mr White <3 Now let's get cooking bitch

[ID: A digital comic/collage featuring Shou and Toichiro from Mob Psycho, referencing a viral tweet. It reads, "if you" (with an arrow pointing to a tiny Shou) "came out as trans to Toichiro Suzuki" (with a shot of Toichiro looking down upon Shou) "he'd say something like 'Transformation is a technique that only the strongest espers can achieve." (with a shot of Toichiro raising his hand as if lecturing). "You must be getting stronger every day." (with a shot of Toichiro grinning and clenching a fist full of psychic power). "and then he'd give you a thumbs up" (with a shot of Toichiro smiling at Shou, and giving him a thumbs up). End ID.]

if you came out as trans to Toichiro Suzuki he'd say something like "Transformation is a technique that only the strongest espers can achieve. You must be getting stronger every day." and then he'd give you a thumbs up

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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

Hi OP no notes I just wanted to add some more guys because I have disorders

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You’re so correct about all of these and it is our human right to be incredibly disordered about bats online. Thank you. Let’s go take ibuprofen together.

OMG That is so cute!!

Also the reason that the cat did this is actually because they are mirroring their owner. If their owner treats the thing (or in this case book) with respect and has made it very clear with their actions that the thing is important the cat will take notice and mirror this behavior!

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Great addition! However, this is actually because the cat is Muslim.

"i only wanna eat things with ingredients i can pronounce" has always been one of the funniest moral positions of all time. literally just learn how to pronounce more ingredients then? truly undefeated in its celebration of ignorance

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Anonymous asked:

meow

my roommates cat has been sitting outside of my door scratching at it and meowing miserably for like the past fifteen minutes and i havent let him in to give him any attention yet so the timing of this ask really makes it seem like hes decided to come anonymously harass me on tumblr instead

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Beautiful image. Somewhere out there a snail is going absolute sicko mode on a vegetable. Sometimes I have horrible nightmares about snails and also decay. I can’t eat cucumbers anymore

NE State Sen. Lou Ann Linehan (R) complains filibusters of anti-trans bills made her miss her grandson's preschool graduation.

Sen. Megan Hunt (I): “You won't come off this bill that hurts my [trans] son. You hate him more than you love your own family. That's why you're here."

btw that (I) by her name is bc she ditched the dems for not supporting her in this