Keep up the good work, y'all!
Exorcist Remake:
Girls Head: (Spins 360 degrees)
Millenial Priest: FUCK THIS I’M OUT
(Leaves)
(CREDITS ROLL)

Keep up the good work, y'all!
Exorcist Remake:
Girls Head: (Spins 360 degrees)
Millenial Priest: FUCK THIS I’M OUT
(Leaves)
(CREDITS ROLL)
starting a radical flat-earther group right now
our beliefs are that the world isn’t flat but that it ought to be and we will level any amount of geometry that we have to to achieve that goal
AND NOW FOR MY FAVORITE ONE
My cat would always steal the paper
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY TREES ARE COOL
that actor from full house bribed USC officials so her White-Mediocrity™ instagram star daughter could get into college and:
this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
Ok but why are we attacking the child?
i think 2+2 is a fair question for a 20 year old don’t you
We’re attacking the child because she almost immediately posted a video saying she “didn’t really wanna go to school all that bad anyway” and “it’s not like I wasn’t just going there for the parties” and even if she was making jabs at herself??? What the fuck?? To act like education is just a joke or something when she literally got in because of money, NOT GRADES, NOT SOCIAL MERITS, NOT SPORTS, when there are extremely intelligent and hard-working poor people who could have gotten grants to go there in her place, is just a fucking slap in the face. She literally took spots open for people actually wanting to learn and then made herself look completely entitled and honestly just dense as all hell. Her saying she didn’t know anything about it is just absurd and incorrect.
That’s why Miss Little Instagram Influencer’s being attacked, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
no you guys don’t understand how much I love president cap
THEY ACTUALLY CALL HIM PRESIDENT CAP
this is how he reacts to an assassination attempt:
he actually says stuff like this I just
u go president cap
AND OF COURSE THE BEST PANEL
ilu president cap
happy president’s day on this day we remember america’s hottest president and his absolute batshit crazy term RIP buddy
i love seeing best friends goofing around in public. i love seeing couples laughing together. i love seeing little kids walking hand in hand with their parents. i love seeing dogs running happily back to their owners. i love seeing closeness and positive relationships, and knowing all that love is out there
such majesty
where r they goin
I never enjoyed a pictures series more
Action! Drama! Exploration of mysterious places!
tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
I feel like I need to talk about the random shit I know about this pose. As they paid a guy a lot of money to come up with a pose that’d make the important tories look POWERFUL and IMPOSING. And they guy came up with this, but it was only meant for photos of the torso up and none of them realised.
funny, funny article. “ The stance is believed to be intended to be a display of power and confidence. “
how could you leave out the best part of that wiki entry
All cats are called Bubba this is a factual statement
Here’s a Bubba
BABY BUBBAS! BUBBIES!! <3
Yep!!! I call my call Bubbie a lot too!!!!!
i’m too soft of a bitch to have lived when love letters were common practice. i’d get One and go lay down by a river and my friends would be like “what’s wrong?” and i’d be like “my friends, i’ve fallen ill”
arthur: *returns to camp after escaping the odriscolls*
dutch: REVEREND SWANSON, MISS GRIMSHAW! GET THE BOY SOME COOCHIE ASAP!! hang in there son, you’re gonna be okay
When you want to reward your players well but you can’t find a reason to give them XP mechanically:

