Had a seizure and collapsed, nearly bit though my tongue and they say I was close to going brain dead. Been in the hospital for a while and just got home a few days ago. I... All I feel is tired. I can't do much. My energy is gone. Muscles are pulled and feel shot because I was seizing hard and slammed my head back on collapse. I'm just so tired...
I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.
The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.
cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out
tangentqueenofdragons
That beak looks fucking glued on
AND it glows in the dark now too.
( well, ok glows under UV light but STILL. It has no reason to)
Once the insurance kicks in, I’ll finally be covered for therapy. I’m so glad its finally able to happen.
This is peak gen z humor. Incomprehensible. And yet somehow the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
i told my friend that Wizeman couldn’t t-pose and he suggested that Wizeman is just constantly t-posing in 3 dimensions
