Starting the new year with something I maybe should have done a long time ago. Meet me! :D

THE DAY OF LANGUAGES!!!

This 7th of May, 2024, we use our own language again!

Please submit me some language facts for me to share on this day <3

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@inthewaytoamultilinguallife

J'aime bien la formulation. "Vous pouvez parler votre langue natale!" Le sentiment est mignon, mais buddy, pal, chum, on peut faire ça tous les jours. La seule chose qui change aujourd'hui, c'est que les anglophones monolingues nous considèrent pas comme des connards- vont pas nous faire chier à demander des traductions. Genre vous vous rendez compte que c'est par politesse, et dans un esprit de communication universelle qu'on fait l'effort de parler anglais, hein?

2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January

i would like to add on to this because 

heres a fun throwback

I truly hate what this post has become

This is one of those things that make you heavily symphatize with time travelers and there always present question "do I tell them?" And the answer is "Definetely no"

Holy shit this is a fucking time capsule. 17 dead from covid? 17?! Jesus fucking christ. This year has been a century.

we should make old man tragic yaoi about Mumbo's OCs

omg business rivals to lovers to one of them dyi- 💥

I think Ron gave Willy Jr a nice retro console for one of his birthday and taught him about the games he personally liked.

"we need to bring back x" it starts with YOU

"we need to bring back inviting people over for coffee and cake" invite people over for coffee and cake. "we need to start watching films on dvd" start watching films on dvd. don't wait for something to become a trend to start doing it.

i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter

net.exe stop “Windows Search”

so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space

before

after

what the fuck is that seriously what the fuck is making my computer be a fucking piece of shit

@baristaboy try this out dude

@lambylin

y’all didn’t even add a tutorial of how to do this so imma put one right here 1. type in cmd.exe into your windows search and right click on Command Promt search result and select “Run as Administator”. 2. Type/Copypase in  net.exe stop “Windows Search” and make sure Windows Search is in quotations. It should then respond saying “The Windows Search service is stopping” and then tell you it’s stopped. This is only a temp fix though, if you want it switched off permanently then do THIS: 1.  Press the Windows key + R at the same time and type in services.msc. 2.  Scroll until you find Windows Search and double click it to enter its Properties window. 3.  Change the Startup type to Disabled. Apply this change and you can exit out. VOILA, NO MORE TAKEN UP DISK SPACE

Reblog to save a fucking life, FUCK CORTANA.

you won’t have to do this every time you boot up if you press the windows key + r, type in services.msc, hit enter, scroll down near the bottom of the services list, right click on windows search, click properties and set the startup type to disabled. it will still be running if you haven’t disabled it, but when you restart your computer, it shouldn’t automatically run windows search anymore

the first complaynts are coming in: jess thinks my rimes are but a sin. she canot see the meme’s apeel. the bredlik love she does not feel.

why are you like this

the way i am i will admitte makes little sence: i am a twitte. but who is werce- the crazy gal or she who kepes her as a pal?

why must you

i must becos this simpel meme is now my lyf, my waking dreme. if i should try to speke in prose the cow appears:

he liks my nose.

are you kidding me

i kid yu not. i shall not tire. to rime this way is my desire. the world may bern or floode insted: but i’ll be here to lik some bred.

even your tags were in lik the bred format

i give up

this post has killed me

just yesterday the words above were sed by jess who has no love  for any childe made up of rime. she may yet change. i’ll give her tyme. 

#oh hey there meme of lik the bred#its been a while#thought you were dead#but since youre back#ill raise a toast#i tip my hat#i tag:#long post 

–Genius tags courtesy of @arcnoise

FAT MUTUALS: Keep up the great work 👍

THANKS

that poor gay skeleton

The “Jesus Christ!’ took me out.

It’s Eustal’s birthday (4/22)! He’s been around for 9 whole years what the heck–

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everyone should be weirder about their ocs more.

fake movie posters and comic book covers. visual novels. rpg maker games. fics. websites dedicated to your ocs. custom oc merch to wear or decorate your house with. surreal art that some old guy from the 1600s woulda painted. i want to see it ALL

This is just called "making original media." Nothing is weird about making original art with original characters. That is the norm. What has fandom culture done to you people

"I know it's cringe but I'm writing this book about my OC that hates whales" - Herman Melville, probably

DONT USE THE PIRATE BAY PLEASEEEE I BEG YOU.

Use 1337x.to rarbg or rutracker, highly moderated public torrent trackers, because Pirate Bay has long been shut down, unmoderated, and cloned by some shady actors AND use Mullvad VPN (or any other vpn but mullvad is the best definitely) to protect your ip address while you torrent, bind it to qbittorrent and do not use utorrent anymore either because it is littered with adware.

OR if you don’t want to pay for a VPN, use direct download or streaming sites. Please y’all just take one pass through on the r/piracy or r/freemediaheckyeah mega threads to find whatever you want for free and also not infect your computer with Trojan viruses.

^^^ yes!!! Thank you sm.

If any of those terms made you go ????? and you think pirating must be So Hard, I wrote a verbose but easy to follow guide a while back for total beginners!

pirate safely friends