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@meldroperose

• elis • they/them • 1999 • I love cats, art and admiral blue is my favorite color right now. Wby?
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bunjywunjy
Anonymous asked:

Do you have some fun facts about frogs? Cursed or wholesome, I'm not picky!

have you ever wondered; why the desert rain frog has the ass of a small human man?

it's because desert rain frogs are burrowers! they spend most of their time buried in the ground to keep cool and moist in their unenviable desert home. and crucially, they do this BACKWARDS.

so, the secret to a great ass, from a tiny frog: bury yourself in the sand all the time ass-first, and you too will develop glutes of steel.

and then you can make this face all the time forever.

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moon-senne

more bridgerton zuko with a dying katara in the middle because she went snooping and ended up falling even more in love instead of finding dirt on him

yes i wanted an excuse to draw shirtless zuko

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moon-senne

ladies and gentlemen,,,,,,,, her

sáng is generally a fairly patient woman,, but it appears youve caused offense to one of her staff

sáng has little tolerance to any bad behaviour towards her as it stands, but when you try to get at the people around her, you've made an enemy out of the empress. oops. good luck :v

girlboss and gorgeous hair ❤️

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moon-senne

my muscle girl haruno sakura!! i have plans for a bit of a fix-it and her redesign for shippudden is probably one of the more solid things ive got so far as tangible progress goes

strangle me Buffura 😳🤌

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So there’s this seal rehabilitation center I like to watch the livestream of from time to time. This morning was pool cleaning day, the day they weigh the rescue seals and photograph them to keep track of their rehabilitation progress as a sudden change in weight is a serious health indicator among other things. The box helps keep them on the scale as, otherwise, you cannot weigh bouncy boys.

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This seal was having NONE OF IT. One of the workers was attempting to get the seal to turn so they could get a photo of its side. (They are not hitting the seal, at most she is giving him a little shove in the direction it needs to turn.) HE DID NOT LIKE BEING TOUCHED WITH THE SQUEEGEE.

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He did NOT like his photo being taken!

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As soon as they took the box to weigh one of the other seals HE STOLE THE FRIGGIN’ SQUEEGEE!!! 

It’s a pool-cleaning day at the rehab center, and you are an angery seal.