“You are hot, Cupcake.”
“Don’t make me get out the handcuffs, Vi…”
Okay, okay. First, FUCK. Secondly, FUCK. Lastly: HOLY MOTHER OF GARGOYLES WHAT IN TARNATION. *injects this chapter into my bloodstream with a syringe the size of a spear* It’s the middle of the night here… my hands tremble and my fingers quiver as I type but I have to do this:
BAD BOYS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! BAD BOYS!!!!!!! BAD. BOYS. DAMN RIGHT.
That, my dear Watson is gay.
They are eyeing you, they are eyeing me. I’m a fucking puddle. HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Also, while I’m at this: THANK YOU METAL BAT for finally calling Garou the fuck out on his bullshit. Somebody had to do it (couldn’t be more glad it was you).
EXCUSE ME SIR BUT THAT IS A FUCKING POWER COUPLE. OH? WHAT’S THAT?? THEY’RE FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE? BACK TO BACK? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?? DO YOU?? THEY TRUST EACH OTHER ENOUGH TO LET THE OTHER WATCH THEIR SIX. THEY. TRUST. EACH. OTHER. THEY’RE- I’M- THIS- AAAARRRGGH!!!!!
*aggressively grabs you by the collar and stares at you with eyes that are on the verge of popping out while sweating profusely* Tell me. Ar- Are th-. Are they married? ARE THEY FUCKING MARRIED!? They’re bickering in the middle of a war zone as if it’s their house and very politely warning the monster to not fucking disturb them? To not interfere cause it’s between them? Because they’re married??? I SAID TELL ME. *violently flips the table, bites a chunk of the wall and jumps out the 3rd floor window*
Your honor. They’re in love. I rest my case.
@senseearly @aforrestofstuff please come and hold my hand or I will implode and the singularity it will create is gonna take everybody with me.
✨hot and cold✨
backgrounds under the cut because i’m really proud of how they turned out
references to past jojo's bizarre adventure parts in the graffiti in the stone ocean opening
