What the Signs would do if they could control time

Aries: LAWL I’d go to the future, remember some shit, go back to present time, “predict” it, and become a world-famous fortune teller that everyone worshipped as a god

Taurus: I’d put my body on an infinite loop so I can keep eating whatever I want but the loop would make it so my body never gained weight

Gemini: LOL I’d take myself and this fake bitch back to the Salem Witch Trials, accuse her of witchcraft, make her eat a cake made with piss, and take a video of it

Cancer: I’d go back in time and experience the friendships I no longer have now

Leo: I’d pretend to be a royal jester of the Court of Versailles in France and teach Henry XIV how to dab

Virgo: The day before a test, I’ll travel forward and memorize the questions and go backing time and study them

Libra: I’d take myself to the time where I met him/her so I can fall in love over and over again

Scorpio: I would fast forward to my own death. I’ve been waiting for this. My body is ready

Sagittarius: I’d leave it. I wanna take life as it goes, if we had control over our mistakes, life wouldn’t be an adventure, would it?

Capricorn: I’d go back to my seventh grade self and fight him for wearing awful outfits and thinking typing “XD” was the cool thing to do

Aquarius: I’d go into the future, steal some hella futuristic space-ship looking car, take it back, and say I invented it and make hella $$$

Pisces: I’d go back in time to see my old self and tell her that it’s okay, not to worry, and that the future’s going to be just fine.

Aquarius ✨💸🐐