It's Me

so my five year old nephew forgot the word "non-binary" and said that he thought a character in Breath of the Wild was "one of those...secret people"

"do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah

if you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they're not stupid. this isn't a difficult concept to grasp.

im just a normal girl . i sit near a body of water and immediately experience the entire range of human emotions

despite staff's recent changes, we're... winning??????

KATHY LAM 黑山

i love the trend of tumblr users making polls to settle a trivial little argument where they confidently assert how right they think they are and then the poll results overwhelmingly prove that they were wrong

such a beautiful take. allies take note. 

long distance mutuals <- used to be in the same fandom together and have both moved on to other fandoms but stay mutuals and wave at each other when passing by (scrolling on dash) and catch up when we can (liking each others posts)

Tumblr I am BEGGING you to let me reblog this ad

Item: the Universal Shoe; can transmute to any kind of non magical footwear once per hour, but for every transmutation roll d6 and on a 1 you get this.

For years I've heard that those booby mousepads are actually really good for a person with carpal tunnel syndrome but didn't decide to test that knowledge because I don't want to buy a booby mousepad that would make me some sort of sex pervert, I was raised Catholic I'm a good boy not a sex pervert. But earlier this year I bought a Gigan body pillow as a joke only to find out body pillows are actually really comfortable sleep aids, so... so I bought one... I bought a booby mousepad.

...and my wrist feels so much better when I'm using it.

How many other comforts and aids have I forsaken because they're embarrassingly horny? How many discomforts have I endured purely out of a societal shame about expressing anything sexual? This world is fucked man.

For those telling me of non-horny options, I hear you, I appreciate you, but also I am a sex pervert, which is to say I like boobs and butts and whatnot. And there's nothing inherently wrong about liking boobs and butts and whatnot, even if I was taught there was, and having a mousepad with boobies on it is fun and good for your wrist just like having a body pillow is fun and good for sleeping and you don't have to de-sexy-fy it to make it "good," you can enjoy sexy things and not be a monster, that's my point I guess.

found an old snapchat post in my memories where younger me said “you don’t have to be gay to recognize that someone of the same gender is attractive”. yeah that’s really cool bestie but also you’re super fuckin gay lol

the closet door:

hq stuff from this year too, nashville and chicago :-) people liked these i think. maybe i will upload my photos here more often why not lol

stuck in a time loop where every day i wake up and it’s tomorrow

Shamelessly poaching someone elses idea, social media poll but the options arent solely geared 2wards 15 year olds

Reblog 4 a bigger sample size dadada you know how it is w polls