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@mekammin

| Emma | 19 |
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every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like "Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick"

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starting my radio show tomorrow!!! rlly excited

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “hamon overdrive” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: whatever i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear my brother just turned into a vampire

my great grandson, pacing: dio is trying to achieve heaven

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Was flipping through my japanese text book the other day and found this funny. Eat nothing drink nothing go nowhere meet nobody do nothing go king give us nothing