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was Odddragon

@meka-control-unit-blog

Hi! You may call me Rose or Kaine. Feel free to talk to me, I'm usally always up for a chat! Follow my ffxiv rp acc at @healerofthefoxes
Just a couple small reminders of a happier time…

Just had a little “what-if” moment of “what if Chip and Dale actually went through the portal in Disney Castle and found their old racing hero?” and wanted to do a short comic for it!

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honey-dippers-deactivated201907

My dash is pretty empty and I need more people to follow so reblog if

  • You can also hear the consistent, B-flat humming of the moon every night and you understand what it’s trying to convey.
  • You met an angel in the parking lot of Burger King who gave you a soda and a meaningful look before dissolving into flames.
  • You have distinct memories of watching The Video on the internet that you can determine, through the shared experiences of other, undoubtedly existed, yet not even a mention of it can be found anymore.
  • Bill Murray has appeared in your house, took all of the legs off of your chairs without saying a word or breaking eye contact, and left. You’re not sure how he got in or out. All of your doors were locked.
  • You have reached the edges of the Program where you could see the earth dissolve into pixels and strings of binary, momentarily before They re-calibrated it and a simple street materialized in front of you.
  • You lie awake at night unable to sleep because your mind is full, wondering what horrors might exist in the vast jaws of space that your mind has not evolved to comprehending yet.
  • Poppy has c
  • You heard a conversation occurring in your house knowing you were the only person home. When you investigate your animals lock eyes with you, sitting still and scared like wide eyed statues until you leave.
  • You haven’t found the heart to tell your mother that her boyfriend of 4 years is really just a sack of potatoes in a child sized tuxedo. She is happy for the first time in years, you think you will just keep it to yourself.
  • No one believes you about the small red cow that seems to live on your nightstand. The cow mocks you about this fact. That is the only thing the cow does. The nightstand emits a loud noise when you attempt to remove it.
  • Wherever you go you always here the faintest loop of 99 Red Balloons by Nena that seems to play in the distance. It never sounds any closer or farther, though some days it is in German.

Anyway this is all I can think of for now lol. If anything here applies to you I’ll probably give you a follow.

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ireallyseeupsidedown

Is that…, josh peck…

If I don’t see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, I’m gonna be very upset

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mwanga-eunice-martell

oh… she can sing

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ibeautymarie

Why didn’t she release this version originally??

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peptobismuth

because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol

So when she was child, she was taken advantage of by her stage parents and a record label that seems very predatory (I believe it’s called lunchbox records or something) that promised said stage parents they would make her child into a star. Remember that guy who did the rap part who was way older and seemed really out of place? Yeah, he’s the owner of that record label. He is also in ALL of the music videos they produce, and the singers are all young girls. Rebecca was humiliated and bullied after the release of “Friday” and while we were all making fun of it in our private lives, she had to be homeschooled for the rest of her education. Was the video terrible? Yes, but I feel bad for making fun of a girl who was really just a victim. I really hope that she has a good life and perhaps even a good career.

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

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understandager

When you screw up something small and your anxiety doesn't let you forget it all day

DON’T FORGET TO FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM

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guiltypleasurethreader

all day?  Try for a month.

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wisefabulousunicorn

More like remember it occasionally for 15 years

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caitlin514

you normally remember it when youre almost asleep and then it wakes you up

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lxnlystxnxr

My whole life is me just hating myself for tiny mistakes that prolly don’t even matter

As if that wasn’t enough, your family thought it to be funny so they mention it over and over again

Me about something from when I was 8 that actually had no effect on my life.

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sassysoysauce

Lol what about that thing I did in 3rd grade that got me a stern warning and continues to haunt me the rest of my life

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dance-girl

This is exactly what I remember years later before I’m going back to sleep.

The entirety of A Hat In Time is just Hat Kid showing up in places she’s not allowed to be in and everyone reacting like “what’s with this sassy lost child”

me, yelling at my anxiety: heart palpitations are UNNECESSARY!!! nothing is happening you melodramatic fool!!!

my anxiety, shouting through a megaphone and ignoring me like a petulant child: 🎶 you better watch out 🎶 you better watch out  🎶 you better wATCH OUT  🎶 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT  🎶 yOu BeTTeR wAtCh oUt  🎶