The best of Salem Saberhagen from “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” (1996-2003).
Some days I’m Suga
And other days I’m Min Yoongi
But sometimes I’m Agust D
BUT Most days I’m Hyungwon.
~BangtanBunnie
Wonho: Don’t hold back. Make fun of anything about me. It could be my race, or the fact that I’m so fit, or that I’m a womanizer. Fair game.
Hyungwon (In his head): I consider myself a good person, but I’m gonna try and make him cry.
I.M: You're so tall Hyungwon. What can you see up there?
Hyungwon: Everybody's flaws.
Hyungwon: From time to time I send Jooheon faxes. From himself. From the future.
Jooheon, reading a fax: At 8am today someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, future Jooheon.
Jooheon, knocking coffee from Kihyun's hand: NO! you'll thank me later.
min yoongi probably.....
Jungkook: hey hyung did you hear? apparently hyungwon from monsta x has slept twenty eight hours straight! you should try to beat his record hyung
Yoongi: nah that sounds exhausting
Jungkook: exhausting??? it is literally sleeping-
Yoongi: WAIT
Yoongi: was he the fucker who threw confetti in my face at kcon la???
Jungkook: what no that was kihyun
Yoongi: okay yeah that's too much work
Hyungwon: I’m going to bed
Minhyuk: ? It’s noon
Hyungwon: time isn’t real
Starship Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness?
Hyungwon: I can be uncooperative.
Starship Interviewer: Okay, give me an example.
Hyungwon: No.