Amanda Michelle

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

turtle riding gharial 

turtle: This Log Is Very Lively, I Do Wish It Would Stop

gharial: 😞 why he grab????

This is a strange rodeo, bob.. 

me: spank me, degrade me, bite me, choke me

also me: do not shout at me I am sensitive and will cry

Matching eyeball pendys for me and my bestie

self care is so damn difficult when you… don’t… care… about your own self