Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

I actually fucking appreciate this so much over the reblog or bullshit

What Jack and this community have been able to do so far this year is fucking insane! Thank you Jack for constantly motivating and inspiring us to do some good in the world! I’m not religious but it’s a blessing from the sky that you have the platform and spotlight you have today because you make the world a little bit brighter by being around and doing what you’re doing!

We’re on a roll guys :D and we’re only halfway through the year!

How are penguins not extinct?

I am in tears omg

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

Clumsy pillows

Hearts For Markiplier

hey guys….i’m not sure if you saw Mark’s newest video yet about why he had to cancel the stream and since Mark is now going through a tough time with the news he got about his niece….i want to do something special….i want everyone to reblog this post with red hearts…and as soon as he comes back online he will see all the love and support from us 

also Mark if you by any chance happen to see this post, i just want to let you know that we are by your side at all times….

sincerely, LisaSepticSuperPlier and the whole Markiplier Community

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

please don’t give up. there are too many dogs in the world that need you to pet them.

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Reblog if you believe that youtubers are genuine, hard working people who deserve their success

I’m trying to prove a point

Yͫ̆ͣͨ͞҉̘̙̲̬̱̥̱̺ö̱͕̤͖̞̲́̎̓ͬͬ͑̈́ͬ͝ṳ̥̱͎̎͛̂̊͐ͨ̓ ̴̣̜̝̤͈̲̗̅̒̑͠s̯̗͙͉̖̲̮ͣ̄ͪ͠t̨͋̇̌̒̅̍̏҉̤͈͝o̻̺̦͎̫̫ͪ̚p͂ͯͭͭ͋̅́̉҉҉̤̥̺̞͓̯̕p̨͕̥̲̪̼͙͍̱̆̽͂e̜ͩ̽̀ďͨ̅̿ͪ҉̛͎̞̲͟ ̷̱̾͛̀̿͗p̴͖͉ͧ̒̎̍̍ͩͪͯa̼̋ͤͮý͙͈̬̯̼̰ͬ̏ͫ͒́i̵̬̳̠̠̘͖͕̪̍ṋ̸̛̫̗͕̗͈̝ͨ͑ͦͧg͈̹̘̈ͬ͌ ̢̥̖̩̩̙̯͒̈̈́̉a̲̣̮͉͓̼̱̓ͧ̒̀͒͂ͥͬţ̸͎̘̩͙ͦt̺͕̽̔ͯ̓͌̽͑̚͠͝e̫̣͛̂̚n̸̵̹̣̳̪̹͈͋̽ͮ͠t͚̳͓͙͕͙ͧͥ̄̓̽͡i̸̇ͫ́ͤ̂̈͏̥̤̝̬͘ͅo̝̭̮ͫͩͭ͋ͦͦ̑̌n̮̰̹̾ͭ̍͟.͖̖͊̚͘

@therealjacksepticeye

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

AND THE SONG IS A REMIX OF CROSSFIRE OHMYGOD I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS Y E S 💜💜💜

I propose to you the theory:

Keep reading

The Jacksepticeye Universe

I love these boys!!!

reblog if you think Phantom is daddy material, like if you’re a coward

Relog if want to join

Starting a Darkiplier cult. Reblog if you wanna join;

The Darkiplier cult

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE

so I was playing cards against humanity and

REBLOG To have your name in A 'Thank You Markiplier Book'

I was talking with my friend about how much Markiplier does for his fans, and I thought it’d be awesome to show how much everyone loves him! Markiplier is really special to me for reasons I wont say, but I want him to feel the same appreciattion we feel for him. So please REBLOG ONLY this post and I’ll add your URL to notebook I’ll send!! 

Reblogs end January 13!! 

MARK EDWARD FISCHBACH

I SPEAK FOR THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY WHEN I SAY THIS.

WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU GET SO ANGRY YOU GET SICK.

WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU GET SO ANGRY LITERAL TEARS START TO FORM IN YOUR EYES.

WE DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU TORTURE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IT TO BE ENTERTAINING TO US.

WHAT WE WANT IS YOUR HEALTH AND WELL-BEING.

PLAYING “GETTING OVER IT” IS NOT HEALTHY.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND STOP PLAYING THAT HELLSPAWN OF A GAME.

YOU F*CKING SELF-SACRIFICING MORON.

YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO SACRIFICE YOUR HEALTH FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF THE SADISTS IN THE COMMUNITY.

@markiplier LISTEN TO US WHEN WE SAY THIS YOU GODDAMN IDIOT.

Just please Mark be safe we love you mkay? Mkay.

- Mod KT

wonder what it would be like getting messages/asks from the egos…

yknow what

what about this: reblog if you want a message/ask from an ego

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

You just saved mine.

I'm starting to feel a little bit Ancient™ in the Markiplier fandom, so reblog if you remember any of these

Tiny Box Tim Press B to Blow Lucky Flannel Herb Lore Unnecessary Censorship “BITCH IM FABULOUS!!!” Drunk Minecraft The Fish Cone “Ass-blasting bitchaloid” The original Darkiplier videos (like Be Still)

Mark first adopting Chica Stone face Tyler (aka the first video Tyler was in) Mark first dyeing his hair pink for charity Mark moving in with the Cyndago guys

Feel free to add others if you guys think of any!!

(P.S. I’m in no way trying to say that you’re not a “true fan” or something stupid like that if you don’t know all these references/didn’t see all these vids when they first came out. I’m just still feeling nostalgic after seeing Mark on tour and felt like taking a walk down memory lane.

WHERE’S THE BLACKSMITH

OF COURSE

I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING IMPORTANT ONES THANK YOU

HIS 5 MINUTE WARMUP

AHH THE MEMORIES!

B to Blow Skillz!

‘You do you, 

and I’ll do me

and we won’t do each other

probably.’ 

That was a good poem right there.

*opens door*… SQQQUUUEEEEAK? 

SHUT UP NURSE.

Every time he tries to say “room” but says “ruum”.