APPARENTLY STAR FRAGMENTS CAN SPAWN RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING PLAYER ANS U CAN CATCH IY WHILE ITS FALLING HOLY SHIT THE JUMPSCARE
"sure i'll reblog that" good girl. now eat these oats from my hand
Its crazy how many people think everyone who works in tv and film is rich. The only rich people are the execs and the tippy top percentile of directors and actors. Listen to any actor who is well known for a tv show and they’ll tell you they make more money from cons than what they made on their show.
Support the writer’s strike and when the director’s guild and SAG go on strike support them too.
[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. The contestants sit at small wooden desks on the studio stage. Kiell Smith-Bynoe reads from a piece of paper, “Know the most facts about sausages. You have 100 seconds to learn some facts about sausages. Best score in the sausage exam wins.” Frankie Boyle asks hopefully, “If we already know quite a lot about sausages, do we have to recuse ourselves?” End ID.]
This is a laxative
drinking this straight up undoes the effects of your baptism
these kids can fit so much trauma in them
devastating to me that kids these days don't know what it was like to be a high schooler when this first came out
*drops the forbidden short hair ash* *doesn’t elaborate* *leaves*
God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right
[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Frankie Boyle says, “My initial thought is we start hand-to-hand, and then move to weapons.” Ivo Graham replies, “Erm, yeah. You say that every task.” End ID.]
thinking about how "fenris" as the character's name was actually a condescending nickname given to him by danarius after losing his memories in the lyrium experiements. how it could have forever marked him as danarius's "little wolf." as a pet. as property.
but since he has no memories of his old life, the name "leto," revealed to be 'his name' by a sister he has no memories of, means nothing to him.
so what does he have?
about a decade of hawke and co. calling him fenris. they know him as fenris their friend, their comrade in arms, possibly their lover (in the case of hawke and/or isabela). he is not the little wolf of his cruel master anymore, but just
Fenris.
I am going to become the queen of Brigid. Ashe… You will become my guardian knight.
This is their happily ever after :)
Tag Game: Ten First Lines
Rules: share the first lines of ten of your most recent fanfics and tag ten people. If you have written less than ten, don’t be shy and share anyway.
@calysto1395 tagged me in this an age ago and I just found the post again in my likes. I've done this before but it's been a while so here it is again!
I can't share some of my first lines because one fic is for an exchange, and I haven't nailed down the beginnings for several others... but I'll include the first lines of the latest WIPs I feel pretty confident about.
- Fenris knew it would be a hard day before he opened his eyes. (unposted DA2 WIP)
- Byleth is used to being watched, and watching in return, although the Riegan boy’s interest feels different from that of the other class heads. (unposted FE3H WIP)
- It was five days after the death of Mordin Solus and Shepard was taking her first vacation in God only knew how long. (Tides, Receding / ME3, Shakarian)
- shepard: Tali, are you awake? (Message Received / ME2)
- A low thunk echoes up the cliffside. (Heavy / DA2, Vhawke)
- Lab Member 004, an emergency gathering of senior-level LabMem has been called for a meeting of the minds this Thursday evening. (The Constant / Steins;Gate, Okakuri)
- The bite is itching again. (Staircase Wit / Into the Spiderverse)
- 239ST(&*(sCY (*#&*@**GW239*EN((*^%^@&329 (@heyitsspiderman / Into the Spiderverse)
- The first clue that something was not right was when Héctor discovered there were no offerings on the graves. (Language for the Dead / Coco)
- Shepard remembered waiting for the hammer to fall ever since returning from Torfan. (Down Girl / Post-ME3, Shakarian)
Just when I thought I couldn’t love Rhetoric more, I found out what the Highest Passive Rhetoric Check in Disco Elysium is:
That’s Right. When you max out your Rhetoric skill, you become the king of cutting through bullshit. It fully breaks the fourth wall, looks you in the eyes, and says, “We’re gonna teleport you because we don’t have the money to animate you climbing a ladder.”
Time for another banger post about Ashley Williams.
You ever think about Ashley going through officer School and hearing the instructor go on about Shepards crowning backstory achievement(Elysium/Torfan/Akuze) ? The instructor says something eronius and Ashley corrects them about it and when asked for proof she goes "Shepard told me personally how it went down while we were on the Normandy tracking Saren." And the class and instructor begin to show her respect that she isn't used to.
Do you also think about the first time after becoming a Spectre that Ashley enters the Spectre Lounge on the Citadel. Hearing "Commander Williams, Spectre status recognized" from the VI and how it hits her that she's nuked her glass ceiling from Orbit and is considered one of the best operatives in the entire galaxy, let alone the Alliance?
Do you also think about the first time Ashley visits her father's grave after the Reaper war to tell him about all the things they did and how the Galaxy has been forever changed because a handful of the right people believed in her one good time and she made sure to prove them right?
Cuz I do.
another Very Real Thing that happened on chopped after hours
