Yeah yeah, Jack Horner this and Jack Horner that, but I got a little challenge.
Let’s see Steven go up against any of these guys.
Child abuser, passes off genocide as a religious crusade, tyrannical dictator who persecutes anyone who doesn’t follow his rules, killed his own brother.
Known intergalactic criminal, successfully conquered the Earth in a dark future, NEARLY SUCCEEDED IN MULTIVERSAL GENOCIDE!
He is. What else can I say?
Killed a dog, killed the man who raised him, attempted to take over the world with an army of the undead, stole the body of the guy who still saw him as a brother despite his atrocities, attempted to rewrite reality to become a god.
Manipulated hundreds of people over the years to further his plans while driving them to insanity, built an entire throne out of petrified humans, brought about Armageddon by manipulating an emotionally-compromised child and caused a fandom to persecute said child for the crime.
Murdered Sonic in cold blood and used a crying young girl to unleash the fire demon within her so they could fuse and bring about the end of time.
Also attempted magical genocide, and regularly indulges in kidnapping newborn babies to turn into his minions.
Murders entire species for profit, destroyed an entire planet and everyone on it out of fear that they would betray him, massacred another species in search for immortality.
Plotted to destroy an entire galaxy just for fun.
And last but not least, hey, how did she get here? Eh, I’ll allow it.
Just the absolute worst, makes Eric Cartman look like Superman in comparison.
Yeah, let’s see Steven try to convince any of them to change.
