that’s the craic 

the mother called her babies just for me ;;;

Blessed.

the most blessed, pure thing…

Does the new Death Note not have the potato chip scene because their deal with doritos fell through

Don’t stare at the sun during the solar eclipse today.

werewolves are gay culture, whichever angle you look at it there’s nothing heterosexual about being a werewolf

Sorry to say this straights but jot down Orcs as gay culture as well!

Witches? Gay! Mermaids? Gay! Vampires? Gay! Dwarves? Gay! Elves? Gay! Hobbits? Gay! Centaurs? Gay!  Giants? Gay!  Dragons? Gay! That eye tower from lord of the rings? G a y!

Your fantasy creature is gay, your mythical creature is gay

They’re all gay!

jfc this post is embarrassing

(Ps before the Tumblr Police come for me I’m not straight )

Wee woo wee woo, Tumblr police here! no one asked you

I don’t care if no one asked me, stop trying to force gay on everything.

Reblog to shove homosexuality all over this person’s blog!

(via QueenIdle)

I didn’t know my daily walk to class took place on sacred ground…

concept: a bath but like. the water never get cold. 

John McCain shortly after being released, 1973.

woah I’ve never actually seen a picture of him like this before..

i arrive at doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

perry the platypus: trapped

backstory: told

inator: out

I AM FORCIBLY ESCORTED FROM THE TRI-STATE AREA

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

“hey, how was school?”

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

*buys lobsters from the grocery store and sets them free in a park*

oh my God

@glitter-it-up THE PUPPERS 

I’m SHRIEKING