“@Calum5SOS: Brooklyn nine-nine is the best show ever and everyone else’s arguments are invalid”

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

this is the purest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life……….this transcends purity there isn’t even a word for this

honestly just fuck me up

Nabeel Hilmy x Charlie

*eats snack while looking for a better snack*

(via schnapsliebe)

he doesn’t think about you at all. carry on with your work. u have things 2do

there is so much I have to do, and I’m sitting in my bed