How To Train Your Dragon @hxccuphaddxck
Star Wars @star-wars-archive
Tangled: the series @varianshairstripe
Stranger Things @leggoelevenseggo
Percy Jackson @percyslastbraincell
Anne with an E @meganofgreengables
Julie and the Phantoms @meganandthephantoms
Brooklyn Nine-Nine @now-number-five
life is hard can we get some of your fluffy/soft rayllum hcs 🥺
sure friend!!
these are just a few that have been on my mind lately (or ones that are ALWAYS on my mind) <3
i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”
don’t think i can call it a hyperfixation anymore fam im afraid im just long term insane about this piece of media
"dont die" is my favorite thing to tell people when they say theyre gonna go do something. going to the store? dont die. going to the bathroom? don't die. going to Mars? don't die. going to write an email? don't die. driving to the gas station? don't die. it fits every situation except for maybe a funeral visitation because then i think thatd be a little bit rude
castles crumbling 🤝 nothing new 🤝 the archer 🤝 dear reader 🤝 mirrorball 🤝 anti-hero 🤝 coney island 🤝 you're on your own kid 🤝 this is me trying
“women in the rain” - marina abramović, balkan erotic epic
If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."
"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
"I have powerful wizard magics."
Gets them every time
On it boss!!
[id: a set of 5 UNO cards upon which has been written, "Yes", "no", "I don't have a card for that", "can't talk right now 😢", and "I have powerful wizard magics 🙂". End id]
staff choosing to copy twitter now is certainly.......a choice
tumblr developers cranking it into overdrive to make sure one of the few unique and usable social media sites remaining becomes a half-formed failed homunculus clone of tiktok like every other fucking website
i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2: THE ROYAL ENGAGEMENT (2004) Dir. Garry Marshall
Audio processing disorder is just like "you are going to be able to differentiate 27 distinct sounds happening simultaneously EXCEPT for when someone's talking to you. Good luck"
People think because my ears are so unreasonably sensitive I must also be able to "hear" them. This is false. I can hear the clock ticking though
