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“When I Kissed the Teacher” lyric video from Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again featuring Lily James, Jessica Keenan Wynn, Alexa Davies, and Celia Imrie.

Daphne du Maurier, “The Lover” (via thelovejournals)

Daphne du Maurier, “The Lover” (via thelovejournals)

THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA. 

IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”

AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.” 

AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”

THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY

This makes a lot more sense

via weheartit

Anthony Doerr, All the Light We Cannot See (via books-n-quotes)

I have one of these!

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

via weheartit

im sad that June is coming to an end because suddenly pride is going to become a hushed topic again

can we all just collectively agree to not stop acting like pride month is over?

make it pride year, pride decade, pride century

Pride millennium, pride eon, pride infinity.

attention: pride month has been extended for the rest of the year

I just want all of you be so successful 

I’m not joking. If you ever want help or advice or anything I will be there for you to help you become successful. Everyone deserves to be successful, you just have to be kind about it.

by Kat Swenski [full video]