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So you like chemistry puns...

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

My two favourite things, science and puns

WAIT

Y'ALL DON’T KNOW ABOUT SATURDAY MORNING BREAKFEST CEREAL???

MY PEOPLE IT IS ONE OF THE BEST WEBCOMICS THERE IS FOR SCIENCE FANS AND FANS OF COMEDY JUST IN GENERAL!

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Yall don’t know nothing about #GrowingUpUgly

I feel so bad for laughing.

OMFGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

WATCH THIS NOW!

ive come to the realization that after this summer ends…my life is stagnant. nothing will ever beat this summer. ive had the best time of my life and ive never been happier. cool pce bye

Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

  • Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.
  • Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable
  • At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence
  • An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 
  • (while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 
  • friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably
  • I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED
  • If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
  • student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken
  • no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar
  • (during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?   student 2: enough
  • teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?
  • my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am
  • we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!
  • Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP