Christmas Day, Dublin 2010.

Transitioning from October 31st to November 1st like

I honestly was not going to reblog but then turned on the audio and

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

i wish i could be a youtuber but 

that hasnt stopped most of them

One day I’m gonna say “fight me!” and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

are u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through

up d ra x

when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

This should not make me laugh as much as it does.

this may be the most hurful insult i can imagine

i need a hug and six months of sleep

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

LEGENDARY

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6 Things to Tell Yourself Today

1. I matter. 2. I’ll get through this. 3. I am a beautiful. 4. I deserve to be loved. 5. I can find peace, happiness and contentment. 6. I have the power and the will to survive.

oh mark one day you will find that special someone

we all love you mark!

as it should be

*rolls eyes* We all know Mark has a secret gf tho guys.

His true love: the computer

Obviously.