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Megan

@meganh0908

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ugh, why do I hate myself so much.

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NASA: We are humans, broadcasting to any life forms in the galaxy. We come in peace.
Alien: Hey humans, you sound nice.
NASA: Haha thanks. You should come over :)
Alien: Uhhh, what? Our technology isn't advanced enough yet. But we can just talk for a while.
NASA: Aww damn. SO what are you doing?
ALien: Ummm, just like... operating our technology to contact you I guess? Translating your language?
NASA: But what would you be doing if I was there haha ;)
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hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

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You thought your jail could stop me?

No cage can hold my power…….

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Interviewer: what sort of things have you accomplished in your life?
Me: idk I'm pretty proud of my right eyebrow
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I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person