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When you are having sex and forget to kick the cat out of the room

crying till i die

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In other words: no speaking of any sort because it’s probably offensive to someone somewhere one way or another

I love how this is your takeaway. 

Without sexism, racism, ableism, homophobia, fatphobia, transphobia and hatefulness, people can’t speak! Yes, there will be no speaking of any sort. How can we expect people to speak without them being racist, ageist, sexist, fatphobic, homophobic, transphobic and hateful? Words cannot come out from their mouths without any of those things.

People on this site are something else.

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ordering pizza

this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come”

he got a $20 tip

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dovalbun

RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with 

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’