I am just a dumbass with a big heart and bad social skills. 

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

hope i annoy you but in like a cute way

disappointed but not surprised

We all have a mutual that makes us go 🤤😍🤪😘😅

me? horny?? again??? yes...

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

one day, someone will consistently show up for you and you'll realise what safety feels like.

cat purrs are so funny they’re like hello i need everyone to know. that i am cozy

Sometimes you just gotta lol and keep it moving

"horny hours" but it's 24/7

Stay loyal but not stupid

- anonymous

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

I hate texting, come sleep ontop of me.