BROKE SQUAD HACK

If you and your friends are broke AF follow the steps below to make some quick money!

Requirements:

Step 1:

Download cash app using this link to get $5 (you won’t get them until step 3)

Step 2:

Once you are done setting up your account have your friend sign up with your referral link

Step 3:

Send $5 to your friend then you will get $5 from signing up using the link above (you both should have $5 in your accounts)

Step 4:

Have your friend send the $5 back then you will both get the $5 (you should now have $15 and your friend should have $5)

Step 4.5:

Repeat steps 2-4 with each of your friends

Step 5:

Have all your friends send you the $5 they got to your account then deposit it back into your debit card (there is an instant transfer option)

Now y’all can go eat some food!!!!!

me trying to figure out how many friends i need to go eat at denny’s

bonus:

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

I’m not risking this shit

I couldn’t pass by.

Nope nope nope. Not risking it

am i the only one who such content fucks with? like i 146% know its bs but my mind will wander back to this post for the next days making me anxious if i dont reblog it?

my body: showing symptoms from me not eating enough at all

me: iT mUsT bE bC I dIdn’T dRiNk eNoUgH wAtEr

Kids cartoons in the 90s: Trying to sneak in dirty jokes

Kids cartoons today: Trying to sneak in gay characters

des

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Started awful

Ended great :)

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

uhhhhhhh

I FINALLY FOUND IT

not eating means no energy and no energy means not being able to play with small doggies bc ur too weak so please look after your bodies ok do it for the doggies who want to play with u

Relog if you need this energy

source

Just one of these checks could change my life ,

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

Um wat

turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names

most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. 

Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  

po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. 

tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. 

scandals galore in that damn superdome. 

A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.

I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment.

…. 

*Stares*

…Why?

If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too.

Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together

god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve

Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?

Arthur Dodges the Draft

oh god this is too much of a mood

honestly? im done with the lies. being little spoon fuckign sucks okay? it really does. its hot and sweaty and cramped and you better believe that arm wrapped around you is gunna go from “acceptable foreign weight” to “there is a literal blue whale colony collapsed atop you” in about 2 minutes flat. yall forreal want a FLESH BLANKET encasing you??? a goddamn slab prison of human skin and Person Tissue draped across your corporeal form??? find a God and grovel for redemption.

being big spoon though? divine. precious. it grants the sensation of being a benevolent egg white, swaddled loosely within your blanket shell as you in turn cradle the precious yolk within your grasp. you are a sublime deity of warmth and comfort, one who may bestow your blessing on any mortal you deem fit. an unparalleled joy to perform.

and you can grab a tit ty

can yall please stop reblogging this post i made after eating three entire packages of marshmallow peeps washed down with a near-deadly amount of nyquil 

Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

Watch:  Chicago woman had some great responses to a white man’s disturbing racist attacks.

I reblogged this 0.2 sec ago but I love her clapbacks so much

Yeah should be doing this more.

I just love how she says “He does not look to be of Native American descent,” lmao.

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

What is happening? 😂

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!! SMASH MOUTH AND THE ROCK EAT PUSSY!!!!

This is a thing of beauty.

This gets better and better

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

https://twitter.com/misspanera/status/992851616121479173?s=19

We need a disney princess who’s a top!!!!!!

Mulan

you know what you’re absolutely right, post cancelled

isn’t it weird to think that if you were raised differently, if you lived somewhere else, if you said yes to that boy who asked you out in eighth grade, or if you played a different sport your life would be completely different? One little thing, one little choice can change your entire life.