Frankens Tein

Just stumbled upon this homophobic ad from a Christian Church on Facebook and the way it unintentionally slayed—

i know the phrase "we went to homestuck together" originated from a post about toby fox but i like using it in regard to anything that's even slightly tangentially related to homestuck

to avoid their latest controversy overwatch is doing a collab involving the Mei character, from porn

snoopy will soon be canonized as a saint

I miss when library books used to have little paper pockets inside with a list of all the people who borrowed it and when... I hate that this is now exclusive knowledge of librarians. I do care that a miss Mariana borrowed this book in 1985 and then Dario in 1997. They're my brothers and sisters

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

akechi sumi thoughts rattling around in my head

I think if you showed upper paleolithic humans some dog pajamas they'd go crazy for it

This would be the talk of the settlement they would never get over it

me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

it'd be really fucking funny if you met your significant other in a saw trap. like you're at a family reunion and some distant cousin asks how you met and you have to be like "yeah they had to pull out some of my teeth. but the chemistry was great."

when you get married you send jigsaw an invitation as a joke but he actually shows up

my text post collection vol. 1

when you think about it, dreaming is kind of like homestuck. confusing. complicated. can't remember what happened afterward. scientists don't really understand it. dirk is there sometimes

"chubby" why are you so afraid to say fat oh my god just say fat

This is not a defensible legal opinion but NDAs shouldn't apply to the besties

don’t know why, my brain is empty , but i had to draw this