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@mega-argonaut

If you want something original, it's probably not here (I tag things I like). You may or may not see my drawings on this blog, you will defintely see my posts of my OCs and the books I'm writing for them as well as attempts at trying to be funny with memes without introducing my OCs. My writing blog is: argonaut-writings
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sick of all this "chumby friendshaped huggable snoft dad bod thicc boi" bullshit. just say you want to fuck fat men and mean it, you little picrew cunts.

The tone difference in foraging guides between native plants and invasive plants is literally so funny to read

Terry imma need examples

Foraging guide entry on native plants: Make sure you only take a small amount from a well-established patch. Leave some for the wildlife, and yourself next year! Please get involved in land restoration programs to protect this plant for the future :)

Foraging guide entry for Japanese Knotweed: RIP RIP TEAR KILL REND DESTROY EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT  E V I S C E R A T E EAT EAT EAT EAT

Unfortunate that I cannot put Splatsville in either Texas or France as of the current version of the splat map

Where else other than the US and Tokyo do we have replica Eiffel towers

Wait

Las Vegas

I am going to do everything in my power to place Splatsville around the ruins of Las Vegas