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Meet Me In New Vegas

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Despite the username, I don’t do much F:NV content.

Mechanic: So I'm thinking this'll take a whole week at the shop to fix, honestly

My Guinea Pig Soul: A wheek?! Wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek!!!!!

My Orangutan Mind: Calm down, he merely said a week, meaning 7 days time...

Mechanic: So did you get all that or

Me: Hang on, hang on, my guinea pig and orangutan haven't finished yet.

My vacuum was thrown out so I made a vent poem.

Vacuum,

A poem about attachment.

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Red, grey, and tall. / Always doing your job.

You weren’t perfect, like most, / but you went on anyway.

They saw you as damaged, broken, / To be disposed.

I saw, no, see you as reliable and usable, / Despite your incompleteness.

One day, they bring in a Shark. / Slender, Sleek, Small.

And they finally tossed you out, / Like the garbage they thought you were.

I could not complain, only grieve, only hate, / Over something that can’t talk.

Over something that can’t tell me / That it wanted to keep on going.

Red, grey, tall and big. / You did your job to the bitter end.

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Shoutout to all the artists that draw Hobies hair CORRECTLY love y’all down for that ‼️‼️

Not only that, but managed to do it PERFECTLY and make it look all newspaper/magazine-y looking. Chef’s kiss.