This is Dollar Squash

Reblog for something innocuous to be wildly successful, or to receive a huge winter squash.

Dollar squash has been picked, and has been upgraded to FIVE DOLLAR SQUASH. It’s nearly 50 lbs.

Or reblog just to share an epic & beautiful squash with your mutuals.

That is an ENTIRE winter squash right there. November through April squash.

This post was too successful… we have another five of these big boys plumping up on the vine!

THIS ISN’T EVEN ALL OF THEM

I have literally hundreds of pounds of squash

Hundred dollar squishening

Fall success

I’d like y'all to know that we STILL HAVE SQUASH from this pile in the house. It’s been 12 months and we still suffer under the bounty of squash.

I wish you all wealth that just will not leave you no matter how hard you try.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

(Source)

The caption really doesn’t do it justice.

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Ant-eaters are so cool

Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck

reblogging because I love her 🥺

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

Reblog him face for good luck in 2023

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

This is Dollar Squash

Reblog for something innocuous to be wildly successful, or to receive a huge winter squash.

Dollar squash has been picked, and has been upgraded to FIVE DOLLAR SQUASH. It’s nearly 50 lbs.

Or reblog just to share an epic & beautiful squash with your mutuals.

That is an ENTIRE winter squash right there. November through April squash.

This post was too successful… we have another five of these big boys plumping up on the vine!

THIS ISN’T EVEN ALL OF THEM

I have literally hundreds of pounds of squash

Hundred dollar squishening

Fall success

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

This is Dollar Squash

Reblog for something innocuous to be wildly successful, or to receive a huge winter squash.