When you have to hold down the power button to turn off a device

An epic saga

Zendaya photographed by Zoey Grossman for ‘The Zendaya Edit’.

A concept

I’m home alone with the tv repair man

Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario

porn or murder

Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves

True friendship is being able to invade one-another’s personal space on this level right here and not even care.

Millennials are going to kill the telemarketing and phone scam industries because I don’t know about y'all but I don’t even answer the phone for my own mother, if you need me you’re texting me

Ain’t that some truth (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

Bruno Mars - Finesse (Remix) [Feat. Cardi B]

I feel like I was transported to another universe where this was a hit in the nineties wtf

Humans are awesome

I say things like “I’m not interested in sports” I really have to give a caveat to explain I really mean “sportsball”, those mass media team sporting events that lead to white privilege riots and fill the pockets of millionaires and billionaires. Because this? This is incredible, just the athleticism, what bodies can do, female, male, young or adult, differently abled…just awesome.

^^^^

HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS I-

Lmaoooo

tonight we will eat at samsung

Samsung is out here ending lives.

How can  I get one of these corporate twitter jobs lol

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