Pros and cons of wearing all black

pros: hot as hell

cons: hot as hell

i reblogged this earlier and am just now getting the pun

When someone plays a song for you that you’ve never heard before

i’ve been staring at this gif of the rock rolling his eyes for like 5 minutes

it’s such a perfect eyeroll. like it’s not sloppy or anything. his eyes make a perfect half rotation followed by a quick look of ‘whatever’ in one smooth motion.

and the look directed at the camera right after.

so much sarcasm. so much sassiness. 10/10.

this is my aesthetic.

bro 1: do you want a protein shake bro? bro 2: nah bro bro 1: why bro? bro 2: because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro bro 1: bro.

omfg that is just too adorable

This will always be one of my favorite comics ever. It gives me warm fuzzies~

This is the most perfect.

me: ok im gonna study now

me:  ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

finally shirtless men x instead of shirtless women OFFICIAL VIDEO HERE

(via bl-ossomed)

This holy shit

(via sharkives)

anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -

me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved it

anxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about it

me:

me: …..go on

Bill Nye the PARTY guy

MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS MOMENT

if it ends with "kin" its probably really stupid and made up thnks

Pumpkins aren’t real I fucking knew it

*sees a pumpkin* what is this SJW bullshit

skin also confirmed for not existing

My fuc”kin” love life is non existing

“I liked them before they were famous”

how do you get a nice body without moving

by learning to love yourself

wow

im just gonna leave this here